# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/421 "2010-03-03T12:33:57Z")
resistant to change the baby’s fouled diaper was but damn, did it stink! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/422 "2010-03-03T14:03:32Z")
But damn! Did it stink! Nasty gas station toilet next rest stop five miles ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/423 "2010-03-03T14:06:55Z")
Next rest stop five miles? not sure I can wait that long might have to find shrub ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/424 "2010-03-03T14:10:34Z")
Might have to find shrub To fend off those crazy knights. It’s the only way. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/425 "2010-03-03T14:11:16Z")
But damn! Did it stink! Nasty gas station toilet next stop five miles oops. missed editing deadline. Damn cell phone… ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/426 "2010-03-03T14:12:22Z")
Its the only way to terrorize old ladies by yelling “Ni! Ni!” ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/427 "2010-03-03T14:13:22Z")
It’s the only way to push ahead, recklessly ignore all others ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/428 "2010-03-03T14:24:10Z")
Ignore all others protect the fair Gilraen this oath I have sworn. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/429 "2010-03-03T14:40:36Z")
This oath I have sworn To quit procrastinating Damn you, Haiku thread! ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/430 "2010-03-03T14:57:11Z")
Damn you, Haiku thread! Upset the haiku police? Have mercy on us. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/431 "2010-03-03T15:14:04Z")
have mercy on us we hollered when the score reached fifteen to zero ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/432 "2010-03-03T15:16:48Z")
Fifteen to zero who is getting their butt kicked? Its prob’bly my team. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/433 "2010-03-03T15:23:23Z")
Its prob’bly my team. The Int’national Group of Apos’phe Users ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/434 "2010-03-03T15:30:38Z")
Apos’phe Users Ain’t, Can’t, Wouldn’t, and Shouldn’t Did I use 'nuff s’blls? ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/435 "2010-03-03T15:39:32Z")
Did I use 'nuff s’blls? Wrote the dyslexic poster in the grammar thread ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/436 "2010-03-03T15:48:06Z")
In the grammar thread there will, for sure, be errors its human natuer ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/437 "2010-03-03T15:54:44Z")
its human natuer to make many more mistakes [Typing with one hand](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=554290) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/438 "2010-03-03T16:00:14Z")
Typing with one hand Easier than typing With A wand up your nose ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/439 "2010-03-03T16:20:02Z")
A wand up your nose Occupational hazards Threaten wizards, too ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/440 "2010-03-03T16:31:49Z")
Threaten wizards, too. Also ogres, giants and… Reading too much Xanth. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=23)