# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 220
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2011, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4383 "2011-09-30T11:46:16Z")
More Sketchers please, Mom and a new backpack besides Columbia brand ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4384 "2011-10-02T17:36:31Z")
Columbia brand Gets me the highest. I love that [del]cocaine[/del] coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4385 "2011-10-03T12:51:48Z")
that [del]cocaine[/del] coffee leaves me twitching and shaking and kissing the sky ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4386 "2011-10-03T15:33:07Z")
“…and kissing the sky,” Jimi said of his hobbies, “but not spelunking.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4387 "2011-10-03T20:41:30Z")
but not spelunking but convince me otherwise and I guess I’d cave ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2011, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4388 "2011-10-03T21:06:28Z")
And I guess I’d cave But not while I’m in Austin Those caves drive me bats ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4389 "2011-10-04T00:40:07Z")
Those caves drive me bats [One is in New Mexico](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlsbad_Caverns_National_Park#Named_rooms), [One in Kentucky](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_Cave_and_Cascade_Caverns_State_Nature_Preserves) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4390 "2011-10-04T05:16:19Z")
One in Kentucky The other in Virginia That’s where my balls are ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4391 "2011-10-04T14:42:26Z")
That’s where my balls are. Is your mind in the gutter? Foot, base, golf, tennis. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4392 "2011-10-04T18:29:14Z")
Foot? base? golf? tennis? if mind is in the gutter it must be “bowling.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4393 "2011-10-04T19:59:15Z")
it must be bowling that drove me into madness curse those 7-10s! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4394 "2011-10-04T20:47:01Z")
Curse those 7-10s and damnation to 7-11s QuikStop is the best ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4395 "2011-10-04T20:50:27Z")
QuikStop is the best For Slim Jims and Red Bull "Thank You! Come Again! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4396 "2011-10-04T22:41:47Z")
“Thank You! Come Again!” (nice set-up there, **Fear Itself** ) “That’s what she stated!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4397 "2011-10-05T01:52:00Z")
That’s what she stated: “I want the coyote now.” Alas, 'twas a dream. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4398 "2011-10-05T02:11:41Z")
Alas, 'twas a dream To twice twiddle twitchy twats, Twixt two twisted twins. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4399 "2011-10-05T14:59:52Z")
Twixt two twisted twins trembled Tommy, thirsting to taste terrific twat. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4400 "2011-10-05T15:59:35Z")
Taste terrific twat. Dine on fish tacos when you’re Eating at the Y. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4401 "2011-10-05T16:47:15Z")
Eating at the Y You yodel in the valley Part the beef curtains ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2011, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4402 "2011-10-05T17:58:32Z")
“Part the beef curtains;” Just what you’d expect to find At Lady GaGa’s. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=219) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=221)