# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 222
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4423 "2011-10-11T16:37:38Z")
Even if God hates it; which I seriously doubt, it’s still not your biz. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4424 "2011-10-12T18:40:48Z")
It’s still not your “Biz With bleach, borax, brighteners” – Old detergent ad ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4425 "2011-10-13T04:07:13Z")
Old detergent ad: That ring around the collar? He should wash his neck. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4426 "2011-10-13T14:17:56Z")
He should wash his neck There are vines growing from it I guess he’ll go green ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4427 "2011-10-13T17:14:57Z")
I guess he’ll go green For he is Bruce Banner, and He’s getting angry ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4428 "2011-10-13T18:22:00Z")
He’s getting angry. He’s also getting hungry. And what’s the third one? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4429 "2011-10-14T00:36:52Z")
And what’s the third one? Domingo… Pavarotti… I always forget. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4430 "2011-10-14T15:29:43Z")
I always forget Is it lefty loosey? I Need the answer fast ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4431 "2011-10-14T17:52:25Z")
Need the answer fast Righty tighty Lefty Loose Quick post for your use ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4432 "2011-10-14T20:18:05Z")
Quick post for your use: “Princi **pal** can be your **pal** , Princi **ple** is ru **le**.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4433 "2011-10-14T22:13:37Z")
Principle is rule Principal is boss of school And boys rule, girls drool ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4434 "2011-10-16T17:34:12Z")
And boys rule, girls drool A statement no longer true. Don’t think it, you fool! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4435 "2011-10-17T02:04:47Z")
Don’t think it, you fool! The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame For [Donna Summer](http://rockhall.com/pressroom/announcements/2012-nominees/)!?!?!? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4436 "2011-10-17T03:19:34Z")
For Donna Summer Was singing MacArthur Park Peak of her career? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4437 "2011-10-17T18:58:45Z")
Peak of her career? Maybe, but Richard Harris [Sang it much better](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHS8hj4TdT8) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4438 "2011-10-18T17:07:31Z")
Sang it much better. But it’s still a crappy song. Covered fifty times? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4439 "2011-10-18T18:17:55Z")
Covered fifty times She was weighed down by blankets But she wasn’t cold ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4440 "2011-10-18T22:44:50Z")
But she wasn’t cold! The necrophiliac said, Complaining again ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4441 "2011-10-19T14:23:09Z")
Complaining again “My name rhymes with complaining” Complained Matt Groening. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4442 "2011-10-19T15:35:25Z")
Complained Matt Groening, “[Blinky](http://allenthehusband.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/blinky.jpg) needs to wear glasses! They’ll call him six-eyes!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=221) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=223)