# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 223
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4443 "2011-10-19T18:25:12Z")
They’ll call him six-eyes! The ill lass who moans “Alas!”? They’ll call her Sick Sighs! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4444 "2011-10-19T23:24:01Z")
They’ll call her Sick Sighs upchucking super-sized fries poor janitor cries. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4445 "2011-10-20T20:01:33Z")
Poor janitor cries, “I’m sweeping and mopping floors, But not cleaning up!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4446 "2011-10-23T02:36:20Z")
But not cleaning up After last night’s hand party Is my big regret ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4447 "2011-10-24T00:28:54Z")
Is my big regret that I did not place a bet on Packers winning ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4448 "2011-10-24T16:33:46Z")
On Packers winning It fills me with great loathing I am a Bears fan ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4449 "2011-10-24T17:39:48Z")
I am a Bears fan. I do not know when I will See a game again. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4450 "2011-10-25T14:55:12Z")
See a game again And again and again. The Magic of Tebow. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4451 "2011-10-25T15:40:28Z")
Magic of Tebow He’s a fifth level wizard With power to love ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4452 "2011-10-26T16:19:13Z")
With power to love and power to hate, she’s the eternal woman. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4453 "2011-10-26T16:28:37Z")
Eternal woman Moans, “Don’t Stop!, Don’t Stop!”, though my Lips are red and sore. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4454 "2011-10-26T16:57:56Z")
Lips are red and sore. Eating unripe pineapple Is very painful. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2011, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4455 "2011-10-26T18:35:34Z")
Is very painful Poking yourself with a pin I can’t stand those pricks ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4456 "2011-10-27T01:52:45Z")
I can’t stand those pricks That work at the Company. Ministry, take note! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4457 "2011-10-27T15:39:03Z")
Ministry, take note New World Order’s a good tune From Psalm 69 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4458 "2011-10-27T20:24:47Z")
From Psalm 69? Oh, you mean metal album, Not Biblical psalm. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4459 "2011-10-31T14:02:30Z")
Not a Biblical psalm So then, is it wrong to know a psalm biblically? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4460 "2011-10-31T14:35:33Z")
psalm biblically? Well, I don’t know of any unbiblically. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4461 "2011-10-31T14:58:40Z")
Unbiblically, is the only way you can promote hate. Tell Phred. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4462 "2011-10-31T16:50:08Z")
Promote hate! Tell Phred Gays love Westboro Baptist; Watch his head asplode. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=222) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=224)