# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 224
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4463 "2011-10-31T19:01:34Z")
Watch his head asplode Poor Westboro Baptist guy Truly led astray ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4464 "2011-10-31T20:44:08Z")
Truly led astray By wicked [Baron Bomburst](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitty_Chitty_Bang_Bang#Cast) In unfilmed sequel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4465 "2011-10-31T21:39:42Z")
In unfilmed sequel Banzai fights the World Crime League And meets Jack Burton ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4466 "2011-11-02T21:54:51Z")
And meets Jack Burton plus Wang Chi: Pork Chop Express Have ya paid your dues? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4467 "2011-11-02T23:45:12Z")
Have ya paid your dues? Can’t. The bills increase to fill any void I make. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4468 "2011-11-03T19:01:00Z")
Any void I make I fill with my greatness. I am full of myself. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4469 "2011-11-04T13:26:19Z")
am full of myself. A self-anthropophagic’s Bestest meal ever. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4470 "2011-11-04T17:00:53Z")
Bestest meal ever I cooked up and ate myself ambiguously ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4471 "2011-11-04T17:07:16Z")
Ambiguously Gay Duo, your exploits are Just hard to swallow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4472 "2011-11-05T14:20:56Z")
“Just hard to swallow?” I asked the fellating blonde. she said: “In your dreams.” ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4473 "2011-11-05T21:43:33Z")
she said “in your dreams” I said, “It’s not always mom” “Shut up, Oedipus.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4474 "2011-11-06T15:13:14Z")
“Shut up, Oedipus, must you be so damn complex?” So asked Sigmund Freud ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4475 "2011-11-06T15:21:06Z")
“So,” asked Sigmund Freud; “You still dream about trains, but There is no tunnel?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2011, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4476 "2011-11-06T22:03:04Z")
“There is no tunnel, just a lot of other trains,” said Richard Simmons ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4477 "2011-11-07T02:22:56Z")
Said Richard Simmons, “I hang out with all the boys At YMCA.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4478 "2011-11-07T14:38:18Z")
At YMCA." And also in the Navy. Go, Village People! ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4479 "2011-11-07T14:41:26Z")
Go, Village People! Song now heard in head all day Sing Y-M-C-A! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4480 "2011-11-07T15:10:58Z")
Sing Y-M-C-A When you’re at the D-M-V Get through P-D-Q ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4481 "2011-11-08T14:38:25Z")
Get through P-D-Q Only 23 letters to go! I be smart. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4482 "2011-11-09T13:43:39Z")
to go! I be smart. I eat cheeseburger at home. I use own ketchup. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=223) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=225)