# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 225
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4483 "2011-11-09T16:14:28Z")
I use own ketchup When I eat beans with George Curly’s wife, nice hair ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4484 "2011-11-09T19:20:59Z")
Curly’s wife, nice hair Moe’s wife sported a bowl cut Larry was single ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4485 "2011-11-09T21:49:39Z")
Larry was single; or so she’d been told. His wife didn’t seem to know. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4486 "2011-11-10T19:35:49Z")
didn’t seem to know Buddy’s mother’s maiden name I could not hack it ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4487 "2011-11-10T20:46:31Z")
I could not hack it In lingerie industry I got the pink slip ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4488 "2011-11-10T22:13:23Z")
I got the pink slip Then I worked at the soup plant Until I got canned ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4489 "2011-11-10T22:20:19Z")
Until I got canned Moonlighted at the shoe store They gave me the boot ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4490 "2011-11-10T23:03:37Z")
They gave me the boot I worked at the luggage shop They sent me packing ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4491 "2011-11-11T00:54:53Z")
They sent me packing Off to be a lumberjack They gave me the axe ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4492 "2011-11-11T01:01:10Z")
They gave me the axe Next up, human cannonball Of course I got fired ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4493 "2011-11-11T01:15:13Z")
Of course I got fired; I was dating a potter, Wound up in her kiln. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4494 "2011-11-11T12:26:50Z")
Wound up in her kiln Became a sperm bank teller But soon got discharged ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4495 "2011-11-11T14:44:50Z")
But soon got discharged Gun went off by accident! So says Dick Cheney. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4496 "2011-11-11T15:23:09Z")
So says Dick Cheney “If you don’t shoot your friend’s face Then Al Qaeda wins” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4497 "2011-11-11T15:25:32Z")
“So,” says Dick Cheney; “You want to know what I think?” “Just pull my finger.” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4498 "2011-11-11T15:43:03Z")
Then Al Qaeda wins Bush’s diplomatic response “Just pull my finger.” ---
**Author:** ![Curious3d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Curious3d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Curious3d)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4499 "2011-11-11T20:49:35Z")
“Just pull my finger” He said. “It’s how you start my internal jet pack.” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4500 "2011-11-11T21:00:54Z")
Internal jet pack Does it truly make you soar? Or just make you sore? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4501 "2011-11-14T18:09:32Z")
Or just make you sore In places you have never Been sore before, whore ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2011, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4502 "2011-11-14T23:20:01Z")
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