# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 226
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4503 "2011-11-15T03:53:43Z")
My face hit the door And I ran into the floor That’s how drunk I was ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4504 "2011-11-15T15:30:34Z")
That’s how drunk I was Back in my binge drinking days. I’m much sober now. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4505 "2011-11-15T19:21:44Z")
I’m much sober now But won’t be in a minute Tequila, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4506 "2011-11-15T19:31:19Z")
Tequila Baby! Finally! A name for my Abortion clinic. Straight to hell on that one! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4507 "2011-11-15T19:36:01Z")
Abortion clinic Is where I meet my women I like 'em easy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4508 "2011-11-15T21:52:38Z")
I like 'em easy Easy button, Rider, and Cheese Now to eat the cheese ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4509 "2011-11-15T22:41:10Z")
Now to eat the cheese That’s known as casu marzu [It’s full of maggots](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4510 "2011-11-15T22:49:44Z")
“It’s full of maggots!,” I told her; “And it stinks too!” “Do you still love me?” ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4511 "2011-11-16T08:59:01Z")
“Do you still love me? Because if you love me still there’s not much action.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4512 "2011-11-16T15:24:09Z")
There’s not much action In this Ingmar Bergman film Not one explosion! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4513 "2011-11-16T19:48:12Z")
Not one explosion! I don’t care as long as chicks take off their clothing. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4514 "2011-11-16T22:12:26Z")
Take off their clothing And make out with each other? Hot lesbian porn! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2011, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4515 "2011-11-17T23:50:50Z")
Hot lesbian porn Chicks with mullets, trucker caps Sit on couch snacking ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4516 "2011-11-18T15:14:20Z")
Sit on couch snacking Dan Qualye. A couch potatoe Eats potatoe chips. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2011, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4517 "2011-11-18T23:27:49Z")
Eats potatoe chips Drinks tomatoe juice as well Why the big toe-doe? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4518 "2011-11-19T13:15:22Z")
“Why the big toe, doe?” The deer looked back at me and Said, “It’s called a hoof.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4519 "2011-11-19T14:11:52Z")
Said “it’s called a hoof” A hoof, a female hoof. Ray a Killer from a gun ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4520 "2011-11-19T15:20:19Z")
Killer from a gun James Earl Ray, NOT [James Earl Jones](http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/mlkplaque.asp) Do NOT mix them up. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4521 "2011-11-19T16:42:50Z")
Do NOT mix them up, Matter and anti-matter: Annihilation. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4522 "2011-11-19T17:03:10Z")
Annihilation: kinda like that Christmas song (contains 12 letters). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=225) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=227)