# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 227
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4523 "2011-11-19T20:36:32Z")
Contains twelve letters And every one is an x Bootleg Scrabble game ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4524 "2011-11-19T21:34:26Z")
Bootleg Scrabble game on Craigslist, wire your money to Nigeria. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4525 "2011-11-19T21:47:49Z")
to Nigeria sorry for malaria it was my mistake ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4526 "2011-11-20T14:47:54Z")
It was my mistake to open this thread with zilch - but I’m not sorry ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4527 "2011-11-20T16:05:17Z")
But I’m not Sorry! Nor Clue, nor Monopoly Just call me Trouble ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4528 "2011-11-20T18:22:40Z")
Just call me Trouble And call my identical Twin Double Trouble ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4529 "2011-11-21T01:10:11Z")
Twin double trouble is not a roll of the dice the bastard pops up ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4530 "2011-11-21T02:06:08Z")
The bastard pops up At the most awkward moments Funeral boner ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4531 "2011-11-21T03:38:04Z")
Funeral boner Sported by guy with fetish For chicks dressed in black. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4532 "2011-11-21T22:04:15Z")
For chicks dressed in black Doing jumping jacks at beach Can be hazardous ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4533 "2011-11-22T00:10:48Z")
Can be hazardous, climbing mountains after weed and a case of beer. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4534 "2011-11-22T01:09:38Z")
And a case of beer goggles, you will end up with A morning surprise. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4535 "2011-11-22T21:41:41Z")
A morning suprise. I woke up with a woman. It’s my lucky day. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4536 "2011-11-22T22:02:18Z")
It’s my lucky day Had a great bowel movement That smelled like baked bread ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4537 "2011-11-22T22:09:28Z")
It’s my lucky day Got nose bleeds, flu, chronic sharts, Glad it’s LUCKY day Too late That smelled like baked bread With Herr Mustard’s Scalp Tonic You will rise and shine ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4538 "2011-11-23T03:23:14Z")
You will rise and shine Give God your glory, glory Children of the Lord ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4539 "2011-11-23T03:33:48Z")
Children of the Lord? Not bloody likely; he was A haploid mutant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4540 "2011-11-23T14:49:38Z")
A haploid mutant? I wondered what the[H](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/30/why-do-folks-say-jesus-h-christ) meant. Well, ignorance fought. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4541 "2011-11-23T15:00:30Z")
Well ignorance fought: A nice bucket with no holes Will bring more water ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4542 "2011-11-23T16:49:31Z")
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