# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/441 "2010-03-03T17:25:14Z")
Reading too much Xanth With its Xipping Xule Xebras Really Xaps my brain ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/442 "2010-03-03T17:39:50Z")
Really xaps my brain when I make mocha with new [Swiss Miss pick me up](http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000STWP1U/ref=dp_image_z_0?ie=UTF8&n=16310101&s=grocery) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/443 "2010-03-03T18:00:30Z")
Swiss miss, pick me up I pleaded, from my bar stool Alas, she would not ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/444 "2010-03-03T18:48:55Z")
Alas, she would not Let me order juice for lunch. So I left no tip. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/445 "2010-03-03T18:54:51Z")
So I left no tip. and then the waiter was snide. Now I feel stabby. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/446 "2010-03-03T19:04:12Z")
Now I feel stabby generosity given then taken away ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/447 "2010-03-03T19:15:44Z")
Then taken away were the ruins of my lunch; I’d like coffee now. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/448 "2010-03-03T19:48:58Z")
I’d like coffee now. Alas, it is 8pm Sleeping drugs instead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/449 "2010-03-03T20:11:08Z")
Sleeping drugs instead of coffee is a bad trade; no thanks, **A Spoonful**! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/450 "2010-03-03T20:17:07Z")
“No thanks, A Spoonful” he replied to the Doper. dirty bean water. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/451 "2010-03-03T20:46:19Z")
dirty bean water the breakfast of champions I’ll take mine black, please ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/452 "2010-03-03T20:50:32Z")
Dirty bean water Is the only thing to drink In the Bean Desert DRATS! > [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > dirty bean water > the breakfast of champions > I’ll take mine black, please I’ll take mine black, please With two sugars, some cream, and Also full of booze ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/453 "2010-03-03T21:00:48Z")
Also full of booze Was the driver of the truck. DUI – Ten years ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/454 "2010-03-03T21:30:18Z")
Dirty bean water should be thrown out every night by Taco Bell staff. _Dammit!_ “DUI - ten years!” barked the judge, gavel pounding, as the driver wept. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/455 "2010-03-03T21:35:16Z")
As the driver wept The children pointed and laughed Bird poop is funny. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/456 "2010-03-03T21:56:23Z")
Bird poop is funny especially when it lands on shiny black cars. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/457 "2010-03-03T22:31:14Z")
On shiny black cars The moon reflects back at me. It’s time to go home. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/458 "2010-03-03T22:56:12Z")
it’s time to go home said the runner on third base haven’t scored in years ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/459 "2010-03-04T00:52:57Z")
“Haven’t scored in years,” lamented the nerd, as he looked up more 'net pron. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/460 "2010-03-04T01:49:12Z")
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