# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4603 "2011-12-14T15:06:19Z")
Soundheim - Smurf you! I prefer Bret McKenzie’s Songs for The Muppets ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2011, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4604 "2011-12-14T22:37:18Z")
Songs for The Muppets Include “Rainbow Connection” And “Mahna Mahna” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4605 "2011-12-15T01:46:37Z")
And “Mahna Mahna” Shahna-na, Shahna-na, Shah na, hey, hey, goodbye. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4606 "2011-12-15T14:23:53Z")
na, hey, hey, goodbye. I don’t know why you say good- bye, I say hello. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4607 "2011-12-15T18:01:36Z")
bye, I say hello. Why, says I, there’s snow! In my favorite [Van Gogh](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CvDCiEFbNy8/TRjNiAuvqvI/AAAAAAAAfUc/W2hHCqXYaWU/s400/2%25) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4608 "2011-12-16T18:04:42Z")
Favorite Van Gogh The Church at Auvers with the [monster in window](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_and_the_Doctor) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4609 "2011-12-16T23:05:50Z")
Monster in window? Patti Page asked not its cost. She preferred doggie. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4610 "2011-12-16T23:45:47Z")
She preferred doggie to me. “Why?” I cried. “Doggie much better in bed.” ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4611 "2011-12-17T00:01:51Z")
Much better in bed She said with a giggle and then I turned beet red. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4612 "2011-12-17T00:09:11Z")
Then I turned beet red. So I said to myself, “Self, Don’t lube with beet juice!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2011, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4613 "2011-12-17T16:27:11Z")
Don’t lube with beet juice. I cannot stand the taste and Won’t eat you or them. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4614 "2011-12-20T01:26:32Z")
Won’t eat you or them? I can understand them, but what did I do wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2011, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4615 "2011-12-20T03:18:54Z")
What did I do wrong? When you asked if you looked fat, I told you the truth. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2011, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4616 "2011-12-21T16:20:52Z")
I told you the truth I’m always wearing panties See? (er, ouch) they fit! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2011, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4617 "2011-12-22T01:52:55Z")
See? (er, ouch) they fit! I stole my new panties from a gladiator. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4618 "2011-12-23T14:48:42Z")
a gladiator Just Invited me to take a steam bath with him. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4619 "2011-12-24T01:14:22Z")
A steam bath with him? No way in hell. I’d prefer a steam bath with her. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4620 "2011-12-24T03:13:22Z")
A steam bath with her Would be very exciting. She’d be one hot chick! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4621 "2011-12-27T14:40:25Z")
She’d be one hot chick! I just love microwaving A marshmallow Peep! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4622 "2011-12-27T14:59:08Z")
A marshmallow Peep Makes a lousy bathtub toy; Turns to yellow goo. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=230) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=232)