# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 232
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4623 "2011-12-27T15:23:41Z")
Brilliant, **Fear**. Turns to yellow goo The Man with the Yellow Hat Splashed with Nucl’ear waste ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4624 "2011-12-27T17:29:24Z")
Splashed with Nucl’ear waste I become a mutant. Now I can fuck myself! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4625 "2011-12-28T16:28:07Z")
I can fuck myself! I’m cloned with Y changed to X All she thinks is sex [http://members.tripod.com/~bardic\_circle/aclone.htm](http://members.tripod.com/~bardic_circle/aclone.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4626 "2011-12-28T17:14:18Z")
All she thinks is sex; Do you really think I would Try to change her mind? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4627 "2011-12-28T21:35:28Z")
Try to change her mind? No, she knows just what she likes. Sex with other gals. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2011, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4628 "2011-12-28T22:08:13Z")
Sex with other gals? I only have eyes for you, My Little Cabbage. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4629 "2011-12-29T13:44:08Z")
My little cabbage Will never suffice; I need Slaw for 200 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4630 "2011-12-29T14:10:07Z")
Slaw for 200 Just have one little cabbage? Well, invite Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4631 "2011-12-29T15:15:38Z")
Well invite Jesus What if Christ’s too busy Betting on Denver? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4632 "2011-12-29T18:34:58Z")
Betting on Denver? Nah, no god’s stupid enough to take the Broncos. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4633 "2011-12-29T22:43:44Z")
To take the broncos You’ll need a rope and a stream though they may not drink ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2011, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4634 "2011-12-29T22:54:10Z")
Though they may not drink, Some folks like to go to bars To play pool or darts. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4635 "2011-12-30T01:20:13Z")
To play; pool, or darts? Or, suffer slings and arrows; That is the question. ---
**Author:** ![candide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@candide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candide)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4636 "2011-12-30T08:10:19Z")
That is the question trivial games like darts pool billiards is that life ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4637 "2011-12-30T16:40:37Z")
> [@candide](#): > > That is the question > trivial games like darts pool > billiards is that life Billiards is that life that makes men quite ball crazy mostly the black one ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4638 "2011-12-30T16:52:21Z")
mostly the black one summons bad luck when paths cross (and perhaps tabbies) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4639 "2011-12-30T18:11:14Z")
And perhaps tabbies will now stay out of my yard New lawn catapult ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4640 "2011-12-30T18:16:24Z")
New lawn catapult Flings dog poo to neighbor’s yard. Suburban warfare. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4641 "2011-12-30T19:42:37Z")
Suburban warfare A landscape of smashed pink fla- mingoes, the horror ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4642 "2011-12-30T19:47:06Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Suburban warfare > A landscape of smashed pink fla- > mingoes, the horror Mingoes, the Horror I know them not but I knew Van Lingle Mungo [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=231) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=233)