# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 233
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4643 "2011-12-31T00:32:54Z")
Van Lingle Mungo: A hit for Dave Frishberg, That is all I know. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4644 "2011-12-31T00:49:48Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Van Lingle Mungo: > A hit for Dave Frishberg, > That is all I know. That is all I know I wish that I knew some more but I only know that ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4645 "2012-01-01T02:50:25Z")
But I only know\*– Next year will constitute a Brand new page that’s turned \*last poster miscounted ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4646 "2012-01-01T15:25:56Z")
Brand new page that’s turned with Kindle, is not same as paper in my hand ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4647 "2012-01-03T14:14:46Z")
paper in my hand I am such an old fogey. For paying in cash. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4648 "2012-01-03T16:39:05Z")
For paying in cash It’s better at a whore house Than using a check ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4649 "2012-01-03T19:37:18Z")
Than using a check, I like pennies, lots of them To pay my mortgage ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2012, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4650 "2012-01-03T20:36:53Z")
To pay my mortgage I choose in-kind remittance. Two horses a month. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4651 "2012-01-04T16:46:28Z")
Two horses a month Go into Krusty Burger But they don’t come out ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4652 "2012-01-04T18:18:11Z")
But they don’t come out As easy as they went in; Gerbils up the ass. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4653 "2012-01-04T20:08:46Z")
Gerbils up the ass Don’t mix donkeys and rodents When building your zoo ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4654 "2012-01-05T01:56:53Z")
When building your zoo, Opt for natural settings. Cages aren’t humane. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4655 "2012-01-05T01:57:07Z")
When building your zoo get lions, tigers, bears, snakes and a platypus, too ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4656 "2012-01-05T03:33:47Z")
Cages aren’t humane I keep kidnapped children in Kiddie straightjackets ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4657 "2012-01-05T15:24:19Z")
Kiddie straightjackets, As I have found out, can be used on elves and gnomes ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4658 "2012-01-05T19:10:14Z")
Used on elves and gnomes During faerie ring orgies: Extra Small Condoms. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4659 "2012-01-06T03:25:19Z")
Extra small condoms? I only buy them online Amazon Prime rocks ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4660 "2012-01-06T16:55:29Z")
Amazon Prime rocks! He teamed up with Optimus And punched Megatron! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4661 "2012-01-10T14:36:58Z")
And punched Megatron! And tugged on Superman’s cape, Messed around with Jim. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4662 "2012-01-10T15:16:18Z")
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