# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4663 "2012-01-10T23:23:54Z")
Hot, green alien Wearing skimpy, tight outfit Asks “What is Earth kiss?” From an old Leno routine back when Jay was a standup comic ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4664 "2012-01-11T02:56:36Z")
Asks “What is Earth kiss?” The alien did ask me and so I showed it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4665 "2012-01-11T15:19:41Z")
And so I showed it Green space chick looked at my cock Said “Small tentacle” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2012, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4666 "2012-01-12T23:47:52Z")
Said “Small tentacle,” the hot ET did, so I said: “But a large cock.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4667 "2012-01-13T21:20:25Z")
Said but a large cock towers o’er the smaller cocks Down at the cock farm ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4668 "2012-01-16T02:58:10Z")
Down at the cock farm They saved a drowning rooster With four skin divers ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4669 "2012-01-16T03:48:55Z")
With foreskin divers You never know if they like The rod or the drapes ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4670 "2012-01-16T03:55:54Z")
The rod or the drapes Whether blonde, brunette or red, Should match the carpet. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4671 "2012-01-17T00:23:43Z")
Should match the carpet, the puke should. For your party drink colorful beer ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4672 "2012-01-17T03:36:03Z")
drink colorful beer find urinal cake at the end of your rainbow ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4673 "2012-01-17T03:58:33Z")
End of your rainbow If you’re one of the stoners: No gold, just the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2012, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4674 "2012-01-17T20:24:08Z")
No gold, just the pot. Not even a coffee pot, But one to piss in. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4675 "2012-01-18T01:57:47Z")
But one to piss in My urinal collection Need replenishing ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4676 "2012-01-18T16:39:09Z")
Need replenishing They need a water station halfway up the stairs ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4677 "2012-01-18T16:51:27Z")
Halfway up the stairs, A spring, a marvelous thing: Bizarro Slinky. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4678 "2012-01-18T20:50:38Z")
Bizarro Slinky dress is flouncing down the aisle. Sexy wedding dress?!? ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4679 "2012-01-18T22:10:30Z")
Wedding of Elf King He’s lost without his Boner Hunting in madness ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4680 "2012-01-18T22:17:03Z")
Sexy wedding dress I need one by tomorrow Hunting in madness ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2012, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4681 "2012-01-18T22:56:33Z")
His Mother had dress Honorable Ma Ma San Crusty stain on hem ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4682 "2012-01-19T16:03:34Z")
Hunting in madness, and giddy with fun; we stalk the elusive skink. florez - These are great! But the game is to take the last line of the Haiku above and use it as the first line of yours. We have allowed changing around the punctuation to make it read differently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=233) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=235)