# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 235
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4683 "2012-01-19T18:59:26Z")
The elusive skink Is known as Jim Morrison He’s a Lizard King ---
**Author:** ![florez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@florez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/florez)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4684 "2012-01-19T19:29:44Z")
He’s a Lizard King Confusion in the boat room Saw the truth at hand ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4685 "2012-01-20T20:34:15Z")
Saw the truth at hand Saw lies at his other hand Saw cheese in third hand ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4686 "2012-01-20T20:39:47Z")
Saw cheese in third hand Weird statue of John Lennon. I am the walrus. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4687 "2012-01-21T18:07:17Z")
“I am the walrus,” Said Chumly to Tennessee; “you are the penguin.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4688 "2012-01-21T18:30:08Z")
“You are the Penguin!” Shouted Elwood Blues, as the ruler smacked his hand. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4689 "2012-01-22T04:05:16Z")
Ruler smacked his hand. Protractor whizzed by his head. Yardstick slapped his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4690 "2012-01-22T14:31:58Z")
Yardstick slapped his ass Then a pencil to the balls New Xtreme schooling. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4691 "2012-01-24T15:41:31Z")
New Xtreeme schooling Instead of stairs, there’s half pipes Call your teacher “brah” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4692 "2012-01-25T19:18:49Z")
Call your teacher “brah” 'Cause he’s very supportive Get it? Huh? Get it? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4693 "2012-01-26T00:15:07Z")
Get it? Huh? Get it? Yes, and it was so funny I forgot to laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2012, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4694 "2012-01-26T15:02:51Z")
I forgot to laugh But she did laugh when I gave her a test tickle ---
**Author:** ![ImConfused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@ImConfused](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ImConfused)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4695 "2012-01-27T19:42:40Z")
Her a test tickle? She ate a pickle and puked all over. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4696 "2012-01-29T22:39:43Z")
her a test tickle him a pair of oh varies I am so confused ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4697 "2012-02-01T03:29:11Z")
I am so confused I put mayo on my Flakes and milked my hero ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4698 "2012-02-02T02:50:09Z")
and milked my hero (Bossy mooed when the fire raged) I gave her a squirt ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4699 "2012-02-02T21:05:06Z")
I gave her a squirt That led to a little squirt, I pay child support. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4700 "2012-02-02T21:18:52Z")
I pay child support, Though I am not the father. Sometimes tests are wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4701 "2012-02-03T02:26:05Z")
Sometimes tests are wrong I ain’t got diabetes I’m just too damn sweet ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4702 "2012-02-03T12:23:24Z")
I’m just too damn sweet That’s what my damn wife just said I’m damn shit hell nice [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=234) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=236)