# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4703 "2012-02-03T23:28:04Z")
I’m damn shit hell nice 'cept when I’m ass piss cock mean Please pardon my French ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4704 "2012-02-03T23:53:49Z")
“Please pardon my French Tickler,” I implored, as I Diddled her skittle. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4705 "2012-02-06T19:32:21Z")
Diddled her skittle and then sucked on her sweet tarts She grabbed Mr. Big ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2012, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4706 "2012-02-06T19:55:49Z")
She grabbed Mr. Big And was eager to marry. Now they’re divorcing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4707 "2012-02-08T15:13:51Z")
Now they’re divorcing And splitting their stuff in half Cash… their house… the cat… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4708 "2012-02-08T21:52:13Z")
Cash… their house… the cat… Even the fruit bowl features A banana, split ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4709 "2012-02-08T22:01:21Z")
A banana split; a tree leaved; a shepherd got the flock out of there. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4710 "2012-02-08T22:12:32Z")
the flock out of there. It passes the censor test You fargin’ icehole ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4711 "2012-02-09T19:17:50Z")
You fargin’ icehole! You frickin’ frackin’ varmint! Yosemite Sam. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4712 "2012-02-09T19:23:57Z")
Yosemite Sam Is on my mud flaps, guns drawn Warns you to back off ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4713 "2012-02-09T20:50:18Z")
Warns you to back off Says “Go ahead. Make my day.” You better listen. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4714 "2012-02-09T22:19:54Z")
You better listen. Sonny was hurt, and was asked: “You better, Liston?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4715 "2012-02-12T20:03:34Z")
“You better, Liston?” “No, Ali, I still got this Freakin’ nasty cold.” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4716 "2012-02-12T21:42:42Z")
Freaking nasty cold I coughed then shook someone’s hand Mission accomplished\* \*Oh how I wish that “transmission accomoplished” would fit. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4717 "2012-02-13T00:38:32Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > \*Oh how I wish that “transmission accomoplished” would fit. “accomoplished” itself has four syllables. 😃 mmm ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4718 "2012-02-13T02:45:08Z")
Fortunatley, accomplished only has three. I don’t know what my fat fingers were thinking there. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4719 "2012-02-16T00:38:53Z")
Mission accomplished. I asked her out. She said: "Not in a million years ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4720 "2012-02-16T02:29:19Z")
in a million years my mortgage will be paid off then I’ll re-finance! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4721 "2012-02-19T13:52:09Z")
Then I’ll refinance Bankers Assoc will [default](http://news.firedoglake.com/2010/08/11/mortgage-bankers-association-strategically-defaults-on-office-space/) Bunch a lousy jerks ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4722 "2012-02-21T02:15:29Z")
Bunch a lousy jerks, Can’t masturbate worth a damn, I need Viagra. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=235) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=237)