# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 237
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4723 "2012-02-21T03:09:55Z")
“I _need_ Viagra” Say men, all while women just get the fucking shaft. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4724 "2012-02-21T18:30:13Z")
Get the fucking Shaft? Are you kidding? He’s John Shaft, he’s a mean mother. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2012, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4725 "2012-02-21T19:05:58Z")
He’s a mean mother trucker, a viking bastard A rotten ice hole ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2012, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4726 "2012-02-24T08:53:34Z")
A rotten ice hole and some dirty tawdry slats just plain left me cold ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4727 "2012-02-28T23:02:00Z")
Just plain left me cold Mr. Freeze’s awful puns It’s ICE to see you ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4728 "2012-03-05T15:23:06Z")
It’s ICE to see you Internet Creepy Experts You are their hero. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4729 "2012-03-06T19:57:28Z")
You are their hero Their grinder, sub, and hoagie I’m just a Po-Boy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4730 "2012-03-06T20:15:36Z")
I’m just a Po-Boy Though my story’s seldom told; I will ease your mind. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4731 "2012-03-06T20:58:04Z")
I will ease your mind. Or squander my existence Such are promises ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4732 "2012-03-06T22:45:17Z")
Such are promises When it comes to the dishes I will break them all ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4733 "2012-03-07T18:42:31Z")
I will break them all, short or tall, giant or small, I will break them all. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4734 "2012-03-07T20:17:24Z")
I will break them all Bottles, windows, and bell jars I’m Master Breaker ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2012, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4735 "2012-03-08T21:02:15Z")
I’m Master Breaker. I’d rather be fishing and The Master Baiter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4736 "2012-03-16T16:08:53Z")
The Master Baiter, that is I. I stroke it to the left, then the right. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2012, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4737 "2012-03-17T02:50:01Z")
The left, then the right Mitt Romney, the flip-flopper Just looking for votes ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4738 "2012-03-20T07:38:12Z")
Just looking for votes Shaking hands, kissing babies giving reacharounds… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4739 "2012-03-22T12:13:54Z")
giving reacharounds? I am an expert at that said the octopus ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4740 "2012-03-22T20:25:34Z")
said the octopus Come into my garden in the shade, Ringo Starr. ---
**Author:** ![thewgill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@thewgill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thewgill)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4741 "2012-03-22T21:57:12Z")
the shade, Ringo Starr a darker version of light courteous Sun King ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4742 "2012-03-22T23:57:03Z")
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