# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 238
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4743 "2012-03-27T17:23:43Z")
Senor Mostaza have mercy on me. I swear I didn’t do it. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4744 "2012-03-27T19:29:33Z")
I didn’t do it it’s in my job description I delegated ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4745 "2012-03-27T20:41:38Z")
I delegated blame shifted, lied, and reneged Now I’m in congress ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4746 "2012-03-27T21:55:34Z")
Now I’m in Congress I got into politics After seeing [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dVo3nbLYC0) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4747 "2012-03-28T18:06:55Z")
After seeing [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dVo3nbLYC0) I am now a huge fan of Proposed laws that sing ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4748 "2012-03-28T23:11:10Z")
Proposed laws that sing Today I am still just a bill Tomorrow I pass! ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4749 "2012-03-28T23:18:44Z")
“Tomorrow I pass” said the kidney stone that could “AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGggggggHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!” said the passer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4750 "2012-04-01T19:01:26Z")
“AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaGGGGGggggggHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!” said the passer. A really odd song to be Sung by a [sparrow](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passer) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4751 "2012-04-01T20:06:22Z")
Sung by a sparrow, Inna Gadda Da Vida Is just wrong, somehow. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4752 "2012-04-04T20:35:28Z")
is just wrong, somehow, there’s little time before I must return to work ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4753 "2012-04-05T21:49:01Z")
Must return to work Four more reports to editt Whoops, I’m not perfect ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4754 "2012-04-05T21:57:38Z")
“Whoops, I’m not perfect,” I said, “but I am rich. Let’s go out.” She said yes. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4755 "2012-04-06T00:11:21Z")
Go out! she said - Yes, I would if I could think straight Smoke inhalation ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4756 "2012-04-06T19:01:27Z")
Smoke inhalation The brave knight should hold his breath When fighting dragons ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4757 "2012-04-07T03:01:16Z")
When fighting dragons, You may become a hero Just ask old St. George ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4758 "2012-04-07T07:58:45Z")
Just ask old St. George If flame-retardant undies Really helped that much. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4759 "2012-04-07T21:06:48Z")
Really helped that much? That hamburger needed more Than salt and noodles ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4760 "2012-04-09T14:13:04Z")
Than salt and noodles All we need to ride out this Horrific blizzard. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4761 "2012-04-09T15:24:21Z")
Horrific blizzard Sun, rain, drizzle, fog and snow Spring in Newfoundland ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4762 "2012-04-09T16:10:44Z")
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