# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4763 "2012-04-09T19:23:50Z")
Codfish are spawning! Whales are humping! Minnows are mating! Spring is here! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4764 "2012-04-09T21:03:09Z")
Mating! Spring is here! Time for a lecture about The birds and the bees. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4765 "2012-04-09T23:15:58Z")
The birds and the bees Are strange to me, unlike the Fruits and the farries ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4766 "2012-04-09T23:40:06Z")
Fruits and the farries - Sounds like something you would hear [At the Freakers’ Ball](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/dr+hook/freakin+at+the+freakers+ball_20586909.html) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4767 "2012-04-19T19:44:01Z")
At the Freakers’ Ball I shall flirt and party and do the Mustard Beat ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4768 "2012-04-19T20:22:40Z")
Do the Mustard Beat! Fap-fappity-fap-fap It’s so addictive! ---
**Author:** ![Nauplius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nauplius/32/51_2.png) [@Nauplius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nauplius)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4769 "2012-04-19T20:42:25Z")
It’s so addictive! I can’t seem to stop reading The SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4770 "2012-04-19T20:48:27Z")
The SDMB. Has nothing to do with sex, drugs, music or bands. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4771 "2012-04-24T01:18:57Z")
Drugs, music, or bands or sex – can’t make up my mind, I’ll do everything. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4772 "2012-04-24T01:35:07Z")
I’ll do everything Wash my hands _and_ comb my hair I’m a well groomed groom ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4773 "2012-04-24T01:52:28Z")
I’m a well groomed groom, Looking for my pie-eyed bride; Seen her anywhere? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4774 "2012-04-25T14:45:13Z")
Seen her anywhere? The girl who broke my heat. Tell me, have you seen her? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4775 "2012-04-26T15:52:40Z")
Me: Have you seen her? Some dude: Seen her? I _did_ her! Story of my life. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4776 "2012-04-26T19:29:43Z")
Story of my life nobody would believe it Horribly Gruesome ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4777 "2012-04-26T22:13:17Z")
Horribly gruesome Scene of decapitation [Spawned a great headline](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/NYPost.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4778 "2012-04-27T12:23:47Z")
Spawned a great headline, Jane Fonda did, when she gave [Sexual counsel](http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/funny-headlines-gone-wrong-0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2012, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4779 "2012-04-30T17:28:55Z")
Sexual counsel. God knows how bad I need that. Can you give me some? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4780 "2012-05-12T18:52:15Z")
Can you give me some? I am all out, can’t you see And you have so much ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2012, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4781 "2012-05-13T03:41:17Z")
And you have so much Gallons of yummy mustard Some for my wiener? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4782 "2012-05-14T13:16:02Z")
Some for my weiner And a little for my beans Both like attention [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=238) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=240)