# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/461 "2010-03-04T02:52:13Z")
need a new system click “Start” to “Shutdown”? Nonsense! paging Steven Jobs ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/462 "2010-03-04T03:04:27Z")
paging Steven Jobs? is there a place I can find an app to do that? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/463 "2010-03-04T03:33:38Z")
An app to do _that_? Find the nearest whorehouses? You’re such a sicko! ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/464 "2010-03-04T04:14:25Z")
you’re such a sicko! Watching Benny Hill reruns in your boxer shorts ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/465 "2010-03-04T04:39:54Z")
In your boxer shorts you make like a two-man tent. I don’t want to camp. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/466 "2010-03-04T07:39:40Z")
I don’t want to camp Because often it’s intense so the old joke says ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/467 "2010-03-04T12:00:53Z")
so the old joke says to get to the other side the chicken did cross ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/468 "2010-03-04T12:49:27Z")
the chicken did cross himself when he witnessed a poultry funeral ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/469 "2010-03-04T13:33:13Z")
poultry funeral gifts in your socks, rabbit eggs holidays are weird ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/470 "2010-03-04T13:50:39Z")
Holidays are weird but no complaints come from me I’ll take a day off! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/471 "2010-03-04T14:06:45Z")
I’ll take a day off! feels like spring: birds sing, sun shines; soon will come flowers. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/472 "2010-03-04T14:09:55Z")
soon will come flowers. Mayflowers to bring Pilgrims After April rains ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/473 "2010-03-04T14:10:01Z")
After April rains I’ll finally be forty still hard to believe. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/474 "2010-03-04T14:16:37Z")
Still hard to believe someone that young can be so wise beyond her years. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/475 "2010-03-04T14:21:54Z")
Wise beyond her years? I’m a graduate of the school of harder knocks. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/476 "2010-03-04T15:10:28Z")
school of harder knocks taught me to appreciate using letter “N” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/477 "2010-03-04T15:19:19Z")
using letter “N” Turns Kotter into Knotter Teacher to Boy Scout ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/478 "2010-03-04T15:34:43Z")
Teacher to Boy Scout: “Are you prepared? 'Cause, if not you’re, ummm…unprepared.” ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/479 "2010-03-04T15:39:16Z")
“You’re ummm…unprepared.” Wedding night bride to her groom. Too much Jack Daniels. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/480 "2010-03-04T15:45:47Z")
Too much Jack Daniels Is there even such a thing? That’s just crazy talk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=25)