# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 240
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4783 "2012-05-14T13:29:28Z")
Both like attention And I like my weiner to Stand at attention ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2012, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4784 "2012-05-14T23:26:22Z")
“Stand at attention, you maggots,” said the sergeant. “Can I sit?” I asked. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4785 "2012-05-16T14:16:26Z")
“Can I sit?” I asked Doc said yes then he dropped his lunch in the body ---
**Author:** ![Ashley\_Pomeroy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@Ashley\_Pomeroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashley_Pomeroy)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4786 "2012-05-16T19:40:21Z")
lunch in the body hard metal merges with flesh turn this world to rust ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4787 "2012-05-18T20:14:11Z")
turn this world to rust and we’ll all have much more time 'cause rust never sleeps ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4788 "2012-05-18T20:18:14Z")
'cause rust never sleeps When you don’t know who to trust. It’s dust in the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4789 "2012-05-18T21:55:58Z")
It’s [dust in the wind](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ&ob=av2e) It’s [carry on wayward son](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB17uWuBrL0) It’s [what’s on my mind](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwRdhyit_yU) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4790 "2012-05-18T22:08:56Z")
“It’s what’s on my mind” Said the piano mover When the rope gave way. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4791 "2012-05-18T23:24:24Z")
When the rope gave way And my handgun misfired I became pro-life ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2012, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4792 "2012-05-21T12:52:40Z")
I became pro-life Then I got a gun and killed Planned Parenthood staffs. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4793 "2012-05-22T17:41:32Z")
Planned Parenthood staffs weren’t ready for me. “We ne’er expected this!” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4794 "2012-05-22T23:09:23Z")
Ne’er expected this Thread to last such a long time Will we hit “5 grand”? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4795 "2012-05-23T23:03:38Z")
Will we hit 5 grand? Never fear, dear, I already owe much more than that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4796 "2012-05-25T20:47:42Z")
Owe much more than that And I may as well sell my Bieber autograph ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4797 "2012-05-25T21:38:00Z")
Bieber autograph Solicited by teen gal Waiting fruitlessly ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4798 "2012-05-25T22:24:05Z")
Waited fruitlessly 'cause that damn banana truck Stood me up again ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4799 "2012-05-26T00:01:39Z")
Stood me up again, by golly, and I even paid for Viagra ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4800 "2012-05-26T00:23:33Z")
Paid for Viagra But they sent me V1agr@ Can’t trust spam these days! ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4801 "2012-05-26T03:10:10Z")
Can’t trust spam these days! I’d go ahead and put my Money on Alpo. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4802 "2012-05-26T03:30:06Z")
Money on Alpo Money on dog whisperers I’m so doggone broke [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=239) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=241)