# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 241
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4803 "2012-05-26T18:30:15Z")
I’m so doggone broke, split in a million pieces. Get the Crazy Glue! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4804 "2012-05-27T02:28:45Z")
“Get the Crazy Glue!” Treatment of last resort for Schizophrenia ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4805 "2012-05-27T09:49:34Z")
Schizophrenia Catatonic? Paranoid? Which do you prefer? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4806 "2012-05-27T13:24:00Z")
“Which do you prefer?” Why, paranoia, of course. _You already knew!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4807 "2012-05-29T02:00:05Z")
You already knew When you asked if I’d like you To kick my scrotum ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4808 "2012-05-29T02:13:53Z")
To kick my scrotum, Get past my huge swinging dick. Don’t break your damn foot. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4809 "2012-05-29T10:32:04Z")
Don’t break your damn foot By kicking the barn door closed When the steeds are gone ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4810 "2012-05-29T18:06:41Z")
When the steeds are gone They may not come back until The damn cows come home ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4811 "2012-05-29T20:16:31Z")
The damn cows come home too late and they’ve been drinking. Damn teenage bovines. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4812 "2012-05-29T21:25:03Z")
Damn teenage bovines Udderly disapointing As they’re full of bull ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4813 "2012-05-30T14:17:58Z")
as they’re full of bull- shit, politicians are not allowed near my ears ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4814 "2012-05-30T14:19:56Z")
Allowed near my ears: Q tips and sun glasses, Not allowed: [Ceti eels](http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Ceti_eel) ---
**Author:** ![sir\_viks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@sir\_viks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sir_viks)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4815 "2012-05-30T16:41:49Z")
allowed: Ceti eels No speciesism! Can’t we all just get along? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4816 "2012-05-30T17:20:59Z")
All just get along! Yeah, all you little dogies! Git! Ya hear me? Git! ---
**Author:** ![sir\_viks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@sir\_viks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sir_viks)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4817 "2012-05-31T03:29:00Z")
Git! Ya hear me? Git! First syllable of Gitmo . . . Guantanamo Bay ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4818 "2012-05-31T12:45:07Z")
Guantanamo Bay Not the summer camp I thought Waterboarding sucked ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4819 "2012-05-31T15:43:49Z")
Waterboarding sucked I thought it was surfing waves I was very wrong ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4820 "2012-05-31T15:54:32Z")
I was very wrong I thought he was a woman Adios, Lola ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4821 "2012-05-31T20:20:18Z")
Adios, Lola This place is now a disco But not for Lola. ---
**Author:** ![sir\_viks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@sir\_viks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sir_viks)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4822 "2012-06-01T02:56:53Z")
But not for Lola Light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin, my soul. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=240) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=242)