# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4823 "2012-06-03T03:57:12Z")
Loins, my sin, my soul O loins how you betrayed me Should have bought pork chops ---
**Author:** ![sir\_viks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@sir\_viks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sir_viks)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4824 "2012-06-03T06:16:56Z")
Should have bought pork chops Instead of bacon and ribs It’s all pork to me. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4825 "2012-06-03T06:27:02Z")
It’s all pork to me. Whether it’s raw or it’s cooked: I will still eat it! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4826 "2012-06-04T00:41:18Z")
I will still eat it I announced as I wrestled Bacon from the dog ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4827 "2012-06-04T20:57:14Z")
Bacon from the dog Veal is now made from hamsters What is Soylent Green ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2012, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4828 "2012-06-05T12:04:01Z")
What is soylent green? The truth will make you sick, so just stick with long pig ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4829 "2012-06-06T19:30:39Z")
Just stick with long pig Or perhaps you prefer Spam? [They taste similar](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1161/whats-really-in-spam) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2012, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4830 "2012-06-06T19:51:31Z")
They taste similar but Chef refuses to use ants in place of dill ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4831 "2012-06-07T16:33:36Z")
ants in place of dill and the pickles go marching one by one, hurrah! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4832 "2012-06-08T14:19:56Z")
one by one, hurrah! Tonight I’m drinking some beer But one at a time ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2012, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4833 "2012-06-08T20:23:48Z")
But one at a time Is how I eat Cheerios. I’m anorexic. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4834 "2012-06-10T02:38:07Z")
I’m anorexic I eat ice cubes for breakfast, Skip lunch and dinner ---
**Author:** ![sir\_viks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@sir\_viks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sir_viks)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4835 "2012-06-11T01:26:16Z")
Skip lunch and dinner 'Cause the Tony’s are tonight! “The Gay Super Bowl” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4836 "2012-06-11T01:52:33Z")
The Gay Super Bowl: Back field in motion, and some Wardrobe malfunctions. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4837 "2012-06-12T17:13:03Z")
Wardrobe malfunctions Popping up at the wrong times I need a lawyer ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2012, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4838 "2012-06-13T02:45:59Z")
I need a lawyer I stepped on a pavement fault And broke my Mom’s back ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4839 "2012-06-14T14:30:00Z")
And broke my mom’s back I dropped an anvil on her Chuck Jones would be proud ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4840 "2012-06-16T19:16:37Z")
Chuck Jones would be proud; The merry-go-round broke down Th-th-That’s All Folks! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4841 "2012-06-16T21:29:28Z")
“Th-th-That’s All Folks!” Porky ending “Looney Tunes” The voice was Mel Blanc’s ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4842 "2012-06-18T14:39:49Z")
The voice was Mel Blanc’s But I didn’t like Twikki Dumb comedy 'droid [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=241) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=243)