# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 245
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2012, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4883 "2012-07-23T23:38:09Z")
Dead are coming back? damn to hell and shitfire There goes my weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4884 "2012-07-24T13:46:51Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Dead are coming back? > damn to hell and shitfire > There goes my weekend. There goes my weekend and I had such great plans too. There’s always next year. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4885 "2012-07-24T17:20:47Z")
There’s always next year Is Chicago fan’s lament Why can’t it be now? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4886 "2012-07-24T20:07:53Z")
Why can’t it be now? The curse placed by [Sianis](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Sianis) Will not be revoked ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4887 "2012-07-24T21:42:09Z")
Will not be revoked? How can my rich uncle leave It all to the cat? ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4888 "2012-07-24T21:45:02Z")
“It all to the cat, Your money you must bequeath!” Cat voice in my ear. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4889 "2012-07-24T23:43:36Z")
Cat voice in my ear: “Go straight to Hell. No, feed me, then go straight to Hell.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2012, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4890 "2012-07-25T00:59:11Z")
then go straight to hell to meet Bob Dylan’s SO [(that’s his wife’s home town)](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bobdylan/mywifeshometown.html) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4891 "2012-07-26T19:41:45Z")
(that’s his wife’s home town) But Tom Waites wrote “Jersey Girl.” Bruce Springsteen did not. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4892 "2012-07-26T22:21:05Z")
Bruce Springsteen did not, nor did Tom Waites with an “e”. 😉 (Street Band could use it.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4893 "2012-07-27T02:28:54Z")
street band could use it (the gut bass), Blinky thumps it down on the corner ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4894 "2012-07-27T18:49:17Z")
Down the corner the pretty girls talk and laugh. They won’t look at me. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4895 "2012-07-27T21:01:36Z")
They won’t look at me [Mexican Tetras](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_tetra#Blind_cave_form) swim past Don’t acknowledge me ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4896 "2012-07-28T00:21:21Z")
“Don’t acknowledge me if you see me in public” Instructions from kids ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4897 "2012-07-30T22:14:06Z")
Instructions from kids no lettuce! no crusts! Must. not. start. screaming. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4898 "2012-07-31T00:10:34Z")
Must. not. start. screaming. Bu I have to! I have to! I’m freaking insane. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4899 "2012-07-31T16:03:42Z")
I’m freaking insane I expect new result when Doing the same way ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4900 "2012-07-31T16:54:04Z")
“Doing the same way Is boring, Baby” So let’s Try it doggy style! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2012, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4901 "2012-07-31T20:00:18Z")
Try it doggy style. Let’s drink out of the toilet And eat the green grass. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4902 "2012-08-02T00:18:34Z")
And eat the green grass? No thank you, pretty lady, I’d rather smoke it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=244) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=246)