# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4903 "2012-08-02T16:11:29Z")
“I’d rather smoke it” I said when I heard about rectal cigarettes ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2012, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4904 "2012-08-02T22:12:32Z")
Rectal cigarettes? That gives a new meaning to “Shove it up your ass.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4905 "2012-08-03T14:06:12Z")
“Shove it up your ass” Concise directions on a Suppository ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4906 "2012-08-03T14:19:32Z")
Suppository- form whisky; that’s what we need. Get drunk off your ass. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4907 "2012-08-03T16:48:35Z")
Get drunk off your ass When you drink our new brand of Donkey Piss Whiskey ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2012, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4908 "2012-08-03T21:01:20Z")
Donkey piss Whiskey Monkey shit walnut brownies I just pea green soup ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2012, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4909 "2012-08-04T16:11:56Z")
I just pea green soup after drinking much green beer on St. Paddy’s day. ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4910 "2012-08-07T13:44:00Z")
On St. Paddy’s Day Frisky leprechauns frolic Drink alcoholic ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4911 "2012-08-09T19:10:00Z")
Drink alcoholic drinks 'til you pass out. Then I can lift your wallet. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4912 "2012-08-13T11:50:09Z")
Can lift your wallet And do many more things, too: A seeing-eye dog ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4913 "2012-08-13T12:40:27Z")
A seeing eye dog Is tall, metal, and keeps food Oh wait, that’s my fridge ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4914 "2012-08-14T22:17:34Z")
Oh, wait, that’s my fridge. So sorry to take your food, but it was tasty. ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4915 "2012-08-15T19:07:26Z")
But it was tasty, someone else’s saliva, when we were kissing. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4916 "2012-08-17T15:30:08Z")
When we were kissing I thought of Katy Perry Her giant fun bags ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4917 "2012-08-18T03:49:05Z")
Her giant fun bags burst when I sat on them. Whoops! Now she’s mad at me. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4918 "2012-08-18T03:53:57Z")
Now she’s mad at me. I said, “Although you’re gorgeous, Your sister’s hotter.” ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2012, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4919 "2012-08-18T06:41:00Z")
Your sister’s hotter. Please remind me again why I’m sleeping with you ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4920 "2012-08-20T13:56:05Z")
“I’m sleeping with you,” I said to the fish, “But I Don’t like you that way.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4921 "2012-08-20T13:59:12Z")
Don’t like you that way. Everyone on the planet Has heard that excuse. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4922 "2012-08-20T15:28:17Z")
Has heard that excuse Many, many times before I want the real reason. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=245) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=247)