# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4943 "2012-08-24T20:54:45Z")
Star of _I am Sam_ Had a sandwhich made of ham At Cafe Siam ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4944 "2012-08-25T12:05:11Z")
At Cafe Siam, I had a plate of Padd Thai. Enough food for weeks! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4945 "2012-08-26T01:09:28Z")
Enough food for weeks! Enough water for 6 months! Panic room all set ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4946 "2012-08-26T04:15:20Z")
Panic room all set Plenty of great books to read Whoops, glasses just broke ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4947 "2012-08-26T04:18:11Z")
Whoops, glasses just broke; We can all just drink the wine Straight out of the box. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4948 "2012-08-27T15:48:47Z")
Straight out of the box, I hooked up my game system. Sister quite impressed. (Explanation: I don’t know tech stuff, and used to rely on my younger sister to hook these bad boys up.) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4949 "2012-08-27T16:38:25Z")
Sister quite impressed With my knowledge of New Kids I’ve got the Right Stuff ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4950 "2012-08-28T00:12:48Z")
I’ve got the right stuff Coulda been a contender Sez Terry Malloy ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2012, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4951 "2012-08-28T14:16:30Z")
Sez Terry Malloy “Cockles and mussels alive. . .” Wait, that’s Molly’s line. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4952 "2012-08-29T23:51:16Z")
Wait, that’s Molly’s line. But she and her pole are gone. The mako got her. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4953 "2012-08-30T02:48:36Z")
The mako got her. You can see the clip each time Shark Week rolls around. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4954 "2012-08-30T20:21:09Z")
Shark Week rolls around. What Spielberg started when he filmed Benchley’s novel. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4955 "2012-08-31T02:49:26Z")
filmed Benchley’s novel on a hundred-buck budget used sardines for sharks ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4956 "2012-08-31T15:10:55Z")
Used sardine for sharks, but the ingrates insisted they wanted salmon ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4957 "2012-09-01T12:19:37Z")
They wanted salmon We gave them salmonella All’s well that ends swell. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4958 "2012-09-02T23:29:19Z")
“All’s Well That Ends Swell” Beach Boys other title for Surfin’ U.S.A. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4959 "2012-09-05T14:46:34Z")
Surfin’ U.S.A Sounds bitchin’ but I’d prefer To go Skeet Surfin’ ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4960 "2012-09-08T16:29:24Z")
To go Skeet Surfin’ May be a surfin’ safari To the Serengeti, we go ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4961 "2012-09-08T18:16:04Z")
To the Serengeti we go No need to pack lunch, 'cuz all The sand which is there ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4962 "2012-09-08T18:29:28Z")
The sand which is there Makes fucking on the beach a Gritty rendezvous. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=247) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=249)