# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/481 "2010-03-04T15:51:34Z")
that’s just crazy talk said the wise psychiatrist to the crazy mute ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/482 "2010-03-04T16:24:22Z")
To the crazy mute I acknowledge your madness silent but deadly. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/483 "2010-03-04T16:32:32Z")
Silent but deadly He pulls sheets over my head trapping in the farts. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/484 "2010-03-04T16:33:57Z")
Trapping in the farts With her butt cheeks on my head Then I fell in love (true story!) ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/485 "2010-03-04T16:36:36Z")
Then I fell in love. And now it has been 2 years So glad I found him! (true story part deux! we celebrate 3/15 & 16 - our first date lasted 23 hours . . .) ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/486 "2010-03-04T16:56:19Z")
So glad I found him! Is that a line from a song? like maybe Motown? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/487 "2010-03-04T17:13:41Z")
Like, maybe, Motown? Yes, I have always liked it Aretha is great! ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/488 "2010-03-04T17:17:37Z")
Aretha is great! R-E-S-P-E-C-T what it means to me! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/489 "2010-03-04T17:27:35Z")
What it means to me Means nothing to anyone Ya know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/490 "2010-03-04T18:01:31Z")
ya know what I mean? lyric also, Lee Michaels “Been forty days since…” ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/491 "2010-03-04T18:30:53Z")
Been forty days since I’ve been out to do something fun and exciting. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/492 "2010-03-04T18:45:49Z")
Fun and exciting? What the Dope is all about! I do love this place. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/493 "2010-03-04T18:46:54Z")
I do love this place with the haiku madness game this has my focus ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/494 "2010-03-04T18:53:01Z")
this has my focus but only for a moment then to other stuff ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/495 "2010-03-04T19:00:46Z")
then to other stuff? don’t go, Disgruntled Penguin! are you now gruntled? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/496 "2010-03-04T19:03:57Z")
“Are you now gruntled?” asked the Mean Mr. Mustard like he even cares. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/497 "2010-03-04T19:11:13Z")
Like he even cares. He said to have a nice day without looking up. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/498 "2010-03-04T19:12:44Z")
without looking up I could tell it was raining as my head was damp ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/499 "2010-03-04T19:15:32Z")
As my head was damp from the wine thrown angrily by my teenage bride ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/500 "2010-03-04T19:22:00Z")
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