# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4983 "2012-09-12T03:48:46Z")
False advertising Do the execs ever lie? Well I’ll be gosh-darned! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4984 "2012-09-12T10:39:33Z")
Well I’ll be gosh-darned! Only eight hours at work The entire week! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4985 "2012-09-12T11:46:44Z")
The entire week Can be long, that’s why we say Thank God it’s Friday! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4986 "2012-09-12T13:10:58Z")
Thank God it’s Friday, she said, as if He made it Friday just for her ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4987 "2012-09-12T13:30:33Z")
Friday just for her? Why not for the rest of us? We like Fridays too. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4988 "2012-09-12T14:08:34Z")
We like Fridays too They have good food, but the staff They have too much flair ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4989 "2012-09-13T01:33:01Z")
They have too much flair At least 37, yes Like in _Office Space_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4990 "2012-09-13T16:27:53Z")
Like in _Office Space_ I am in my cubicle Making my “Oh!” face ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4991 "2012-09-13T16:32:38Z")
Making (your) “Oh!” face? Who is she?!?! (A “she”, I hope) 😃 You lucky dog, you! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4992 "2012-09-13T16:55:26Z")
You lucky dog, you! On Saturday you may come home with the Celtling\* \*Note to those who like to make suggestive haiku - be very, very careful what you say about my Celtling! :dubious: LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4993 "2012-09-13T17:43:48Z")
Home with the Celtling We’ll watch Celtic Thunder or Maybe the Celtics ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4994 "2012-09-13T17:52:40Z")
Maybe the Celtics But it won’t be Golden State Perennial suck ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4995 "2012-09-13T22:51:35Z")
Perennial suck. I wish I had a girlfriend who would give me that. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4996 "2012-09-13T23:49:20Z")
Who would give me that which they themselves do covet? Why, my selfish spouse. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4997 "2012-09-14T02:02:46Z")
Why, my selfish spouse Did you wreck the car? Do tell! She: “It’s just a Benz” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4998 "2012-09-14T17:05:26Z")
She: “It’s just a Benz.” Me: “Yes, all cars are just tin next to a Rolls-Royce.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/4999 "2012-09-14T19:06:38Z")
Next to a Rolls Royce My inquiry is for naught No Grey Poupon here ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5000 "2012-09-15T07:11:07Z")
No Grey Poupon here. Also no Miracle Whip. I’m very put out. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5001 "2012-09-15T11:30:11Z")
I’m very put out My girl, she sure don’t put out Your mother does, though ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5002 "2012-09-15T16:29:43Z")
My mother does, though!? Mom wouldn’t screw you on the worst day of her life. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=249) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=251)