# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 251
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5003 "2012-09-15T17:47:12Z")
Worst day of her life there are too many blind mice here, can I get it right ? ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5004 "2012-09-15T19:07:18Z")
Can I get it right? I am counting syllables upon my fingers ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5005 "2012-09-15T19:22:12Z")
Upon my fingers Yes, we count the syllables Five, Seven, then Five ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5006 "2012-09-15T20:07:57Z")
Five, seven, then five: Deep thrusts, then fast thrusts, then deep; That’s how she likes it. ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5007 "2012-09-15T22:24:06Z")
That’s how she likes it In case of emergency Exit from the rear ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5008 "2012-09-15T23:02:42Z")
Exit from the rear No back door access for me Thank you, but no thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5009 "2012-09-15T23:22:39Z")
Thank you but no thanks! These haiku are terrible All form with no style ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5010 "2012-09-16T00:10:02Z")
All form with no style Spoke spoke, and we will listen Teach us how, oh Spoke! ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5011 "2012-09-16T02:02:21Z")
Teach us how, oh Spoke! pleaded the lustful virgins How could I refuse? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5012 "2012-09-16T03:19:13Z")
“How could I refuse?” He’s a legend in his mind! Wish that was _ **MY** _ life! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5013 "2012-09-16T13:42:22Z")
Wish that was MY Life! But no, **Mikey** is eating Cereal he likes! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5014 "2012-09-16T17:38:10Z")
Cereal he likes ! with milk, in a large bowl use the spoon, no fork. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5015 "2012-09-17T00:13:15Z")
Use the spoon, no fork When eating your Campbell’s soup Yes, soup is good food ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5016 "2012-09-17T13:31:20Z")
Yes, soup is good food And soup is cheap and filling. Good for my budget. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5017 "2012-09-17T17:20:50Z")
Good for my budget would be no clothes, but no one wants to see me nude. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5018 "2012-09-17T17:40:52Z")
Want to see me nude At the all nude review? It has a small – budget ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5019 "2012-09-17T23:57:24Z")
has a small – budget Do we stay in the gutter? Can we elevate? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5020 "2012-09-18T03:04:31Z")
Can we elevate? Thanks to Elisha Otis, who gave us a lift. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5021 "2012-09-18T04:09:07Z")
Who gave us a lift Was it the cabbie or did We walk all the way ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5022 "2012-09-18T20:12:31Z")
We walk all the way From London to Paris, France. Me and Jesus walk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=250) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=252)