# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2012, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5023 "2012-09-18T20:13:48Z")
Me and Jesus walk Just a daily walk with Thee Take me home. one day ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5024 "2012-09-19T05:39:09Z")
Take me home, one day. For now, let me enjoy my Vacation in Spain. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5025 "2012-09-19T05:44:00Z")
Vacation in Spain The rain falls mainly, plainly Yes, it’s on the plain ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5026 "2012-09-19T08:55:02Z")
> [@echo7tango](#): > > Vacation in Spain > The rain falls mainly, plainly > Yes, it’s on the plain (Oh, God, you went there. HAHAHAHA!) Yes, it’s on the plain. I just freakin’ told you that. You deaf or something?! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5027 "2012-09-19T14:48:05Z")
You deaf or something? Every time I talk about work You just smile and nod ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5028 "2012-09-19T14:54:26Z")
You just smile and nod You, shut up, don’t say a word Don’t even try it ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5029 "2012-09-19T20:37:27Z")
Don’t even try it It’s not as good as it sounds, Monkey ball sandwich ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2012, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5030 "2012-09-19T21:18:26Z")
Monkey ball sandwich Made with delicious meatballs Made out of chimp ass ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5031 "2012-09-20T04:41:13Z")
Made out of chimp ass Chimp ass, see? Or, chimpanzee? Gorilla ass, yes! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5032 "2012-09-20T07:42:31Z")
“Gorilla ass, yes!” She inexplicably said Before she killed him. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5033 "2012-09-20T13:21:04Z")
Before she killed him The insurance, fully paid Would let her retire ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5034 "2012-09-20T15:25:08Z")
Would let her retire But we still need her income “Get back on the streets!” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5035 "2012-09-20T15:26:45Z")
Get back on the streets! Into the room! On your back! Choose your position. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5036 "2012-09-20T16:04:21Z")
Choose your position You can take it in the rear When deliv’ring lunch ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5037 "2012-09-20T16:06:03Z")
When deliv’ring lunch Don’t toss your cookies just yet Hold your own. Maintain ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5038 "2012-09-20T22:27:52Z")
Hold your own. Maintain A sense of decorum, for You just won the game. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5039 "2012-09-20T22:32:41Z")
You just won the game Vict’ry is yours, champion! Time to drink champagne ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5040 "2012-09-21T04:18:42Z")
Time to drink champagne?! The Nats are in the playoffs, But not East champs yet! (EDIT: GO NATS!) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5041 "2012-09-21T04:47:22Z")
But not East champs yet It’s just a matter of time Nats’ll play SF ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5042 "2012-09-21T17:52:36Z")
Nats’ll play SF now it’s up to the players Time to sell your stuff [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=251) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=253)