# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5043 "2012-09-21T18:19:08Z")
Time to sell your stuff Too much crap in the house. Damn Glass menagerie ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5044 "2012-09-21T19:47:11Z")
Glass menagerie; post 5000 passed. Have we shattered the record? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5045 "2012-09-21T20:15:29Z")
Shattered the record? We’re being closed in on by [Other haiku thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=665147&highlight=haiku)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5046 "2012-09-22T01:21:39Z")
Other haiku thread Let’s keep the lead over that Folks, **WE** shall win out! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5047 "2012-09-22T03:34:48Z")
Folks, WE shall win out! We’re not only good and cute, but we bought the refs. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5048 "2012-09-22T03:38:32Z")
But we bought the refs? But why, it wasn’t needed? We can still kick ass! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5049 "2012-09-22T11:39:09Z")
We can still kick ass 'cause we have **Echo** on board He loves his haiku ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2012, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5050 "2012-09-22T12:16:43Z")
He loves his haiku Yet, as a kid, he loved math English classes, he did not ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5051 "2012-09-23T08:35:33Z")
English classes, he did not Enjoy, except for 12th grade: Wonderful teacher! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5052 "2012-09-23T12:38:46Z")
Wonderful teacher! Showed me her hypotenuse! And all her angles! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5053 "2012-09-23T13:30:36Z")
And all her angles! You’re right, she was acute chick. But way too obtuse. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5054 "2012-09-24T15:01:33Z")
But way too obtuse the angle is to be right. Beck wouldn’t like it. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5055 "2012-09-24T15:24:43Z")
Beck wouldn’t like it And [Becky](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ0_1vGRRAw) wouldn’t either Stop stabbing your friends ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5056 "2012-09-24T23:59:32Z")
Stop stabbing your friends It is bad form, don’t you know? Best to ignore them ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5057 "2012-09-25T00:05:55Z")
Best to ignore them Those voices inside your head Put those scissors down ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5058 "2012-09-25T18:02:56Z")
Put those scissors down, then run around like a clown. Safety first always ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5059 "2012-09-25T19:24:06Z")
Safety first always Remove the knives and matches from the baby crib ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2012, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5060 "2012-09-25T20:37:55Z")
From the baby crib a kindergartener grew before I could blink. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5061 "2012-09-26T00:14:27Z")
Before I could blink My princess has grown; Today I give him her hand ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5062 "2012-09-26T03:00:06Z")
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