# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5063 "2012-09-26T03:34:08Z")
Rest of her body is lovely, but her face could hold a five-day rain. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5064 "2012-09-26T06:58:08Z")
Hold a five-day rain In your pocket? Nonsense! 'Cuz You would just get wet. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5065 "2012-09-26T10:31:30Z")
You would just get wet If you stood out in the rain Come in and get warm ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5066 "2012-09-26T14:24:45Z")
“Come in and get warm” Satan said during the storm “It won’t cost a thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5067 "2012-09-26T20:20:43Z")
"It won’t cost a thing. Except for shipping, handling, And processing fees. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5068 "2012-09-27T03:09:50Z")
And processing fees Will come to ninety-oh-eight. You should just _drive_ there! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5069 "2012-09-27T07:48:52Z")
“You should just _drive_ there!” Satan said. I was just ten I just flipped him off. ---
**Author:** ![prettydorky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f04885/32.png) [@prettydorky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/prettydorky)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5070 "2012-09-27T07:56:17Z")
I just flipped him off. Who’d he think he was, yelling “Hey, nice tits, granny!” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5071 "2012-09-27T07:59:19Z")
“Hey, nice tits, granny!” So I copped a feel, so firm! “Granny” was twenty! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5072 "2012-09-27T11:11:40Z")
Granny was twenty Unusual family tree There’s Uncle Daddy ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5073 "2012-09-27T17:21:34Z")
There’s Uncle Daddy Don’t forget Anti-Bull who runs it All the childern laughed ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5074 "2012-09-28T03:30:32Z")
All the children laughed That day; a blast was had with Frosty the Snowman! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5075 "2012-09-28T05:32:39Z")
Frosty the Snowman, The Easter Bunny, yeah right Get real, right now please ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5076 "2012-09-28T06:29:41Z")
Get real, right now, please. There’s no Tooth Fairy, and there’s No Queen of England! _(Megamind_ reference.) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5077 "2012-09-28T14:38:56Z")
No Queen of England Will be bowed down to by me When would I meet her? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5078 "2012-09-28T17:34:09Z")
When would I meet her? At seven, ten, twelve or three? Make it clear next time. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5079 "2012-09-28T23:13:13Z")
Make it clear next time Clear as mud, yes, I like that It’s FUBAR’d again ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5080 "2012-09-29T20:50:46Z")
It’s FUBAR’d again, hopeless cannot be salvaged. It is my love life. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5081 "2012-09-30T02:17:12Z")
It is my love life Lovely wife, she’s my best friend I count my blessings ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5082 "2012-09-30T03:50:02Z")
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