# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 255
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5083 "2012-09-30T09:23:27Z")
What else do I know? One and one and one is three Come together, yeaaaaaaaah ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2012, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5084 "2012-09-30T11:11:15Z")
Come together, yeaaaaaaaah Mankind, brotherhood, world peace God, wherefor art thou? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5085 "2012-10-01T03:21:57Z")
God, wherefore art thou? What if God was one of us? You think he’d like Coke? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5086 "2012-10-01T04:46:26Z")
You think He’d like Coke? Maybe a Pepsi will do Flowers grow in sun ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5087 "2012-10-01T13:57:29Z")
Flowers grow in sun People grow in utero Thus The Facts of Life. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5088 "2012-10-01T14:13:16Z")
Thus the Facts of Life Were visited by Arnold Whachoo talkin’ 'bout? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5089 "2012-10-01T14:57:44Z")
Watchoo talkin’ 'bout? English, you motherfucker! Well, do you speak it?! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5090 "2012-10-01T17:43:58Z")
Well, do you speak it? Because if you say you don’t, You’re wasting my time. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2012, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5091 "2012-10-01T23:21:56Z")
You’re wasting my time if you cannot speak in rhyme or spare me a dime. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5092 "2012-10-02T02:46:34Z")
Or spare me a dime. I mean, I’ll gladly accept A quarter, but hey. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5093 "2012-10-02T07:04:37Z")
A quarter, but hey Anybody want… peanut? No rhymes. I mean it! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2012, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5094 "2012-10-02T20:57:08Z")
No rhymes. I mean it! My skin! I have to clean it. And then sunscreen it! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5095 "2012-10-03T09:58:48Z")
And then sunscreen it! Said the mother to the child I’ll go out and play ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5096 "2012-10-03T11:59:17Z")
I’ll go out and play With my dead puppy Rover I can’t teach him fetch ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5097 "2012-10-03T13:51:31Z")
I can’t teach him fetch Poor Rover, he does miss him The baby cries on ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5098 "2012-10-03T15:33:53Z")
The baby cries on Though his tummy is full of Antihistamine. (Tim Minchin, “Lullaby” reference). ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5099 "2012-10-03T15:44:07Z")
Antihistamine Sneeze, itch, drip, tear, allergies Somebody shoot me! ---
**Author:** ![Didact\_Lectorem777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f05b48/32.png) [@Didact\_Lectorem777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didact_Lectorem777)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5100 "2012-10-03T23:49:53Z")
Somebody shoot me! I can’t take this world much more Just end it all now. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5101 "2012-10-04T03:05:38Z")
Just end it all now. Making so many haikus Is driving me mad! (Actually, I quite like this thread.) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5102 "2012-10-04T03:21:29Z")
Is driving me mad! Poetic rhymes are, oh yes Haiku me, and you [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=254) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=256)