# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/501 "2010-03-04T19:36:03Z")
Adventurous Knights riding out from Camelot seek noble causes ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/502 "2010-03-04T19:44:20Z")
adventurous nights is what she was promised, not adventurous knights ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/503 "2010-03-04T19:45:39Z")
> [@Uncle\_Goat](#): > > Adventurous Knights > riding out from Camelot > seek noble causes Uhhhh…I don’t think you should be changing spelling there, Uncle. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/504 "2010-03-04T19:47:59Z")
Seek noble causes But don’t just seek, act on it. Actions speak louder. ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/505 "2010-03-04T20:03:32Z")
Actions speak louder I stand corrected by boss of this nifty thread ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/506 "2010-03-04T20:37:20Z")
of this nifty thread I have learned of Goat Uncle Is Nannie Auntie? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/507 "2010-03-04T21:34:56Z")
“Is Nannie Auntie?” I asked my uncle, but he only looked at me. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/508 "2010-03-04T21:48:53Z")
only looked at me is what the audience did Is my fly unzipped? ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/509 "2010-03-04T22:11:32Z")
Is my fly unzipped? he asked, hoping in vain that I’d look at his crotch. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/510 "2010-03-04T22:37:26Z")
I’d look at his crotch especially if there was a bulgy package ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/511 "2010-03-04T22:59:13Z")
A bulgy package in porn fequently includes deliv’ries in rear ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/512 "2010-03-04T23:02:56Z")
deliv’ries in rear? witty double entendre or better routing? ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/513 "2010-03-05T01:54:16Z")
Or better routing might solve CPU problems Microsoft failing ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/514 "2010-03-05T02:39:37Z")
Microsoft failing Yet sailing go the big yachts Paid for by Windows ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/515 "2010-03-05T02:43:47Z")
Paid for by Windows your computer angst ulcers get a Macintosh ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/516 "2010-03-05T02:51:18Z")
Get a Macintosh? No thanks, I use a Samsung. I’m not artistic. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/517 "2010-03-05T03:16:13Z")
I’m not artistic, Yet I use a Mac. Malware Is not a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/518 "2010-03-05T03:38:53Z")
is not a problem a definition of an opportunity? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/519 "2010-03-05T03:44:30Z")
Opportunity Is it knocking on your door? Why don’t you answer? ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/520 "2010-03-05T03:53:48Z")
why don’t you answer when I ask for loyalty? am I friend or foe? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=27)