# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 260
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5183 "2012-10-22T16:20:55Z")
that river is wide, the waters are cold,and still All will cross in time ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5184 "2012-10-22T18:24:58Z")
All will cross in time, But don’t pay Charon until You reach Paradise. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5185 "2012-10-22T20:18:36Z")
You reach paradise Again and again you tease Take off my cock lock ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2012, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5186 "2012-10-22T20:55:02Z")
Take off my cock lock A zipper; you can do it Take me to heaven! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5187 "2012-10-23T04:39:40Z")
Take me to heaven! a walk thru the gate ahead is this the black hole. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5188 "2012-10-23T05:45:30Z")
Is this the black hole What is “event horizon”? Sounds kinky to me ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5189 "2012-10-23T06:44:55Z")
Sounds kinky to me But I’ll try anything once Bring your sister too ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5190 "2012-10-23T12:00:57Z")
Bring your sister too Oh wait, that’s OK, 'cause I’ve Already had her ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5191 "2012-10-23T17:47:09Z")
Already had her She’s not as pretty as you, But better in bed. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5192 "2012-10-23T18:06:27Z")
Butt better in bed? Do we allow homonyms? Where are the rules? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5193 "2012-10-23T18:32:46Z")
Where are the rules? I ate the rule book, isn’t that allowed by rule? ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5194 "2012-10-23T18:40:36Z")
That allowed by rule? What were they thinking? The clowns! Let’s change that rule now! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5195 "2012-10-23T19:14:41Z")
Let’s change that rule now! Legalize marijuana! I need to get stoned! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5196 "2012-10-23T21:36:49Z")
I need to get stoned! but I only said Jehova not with rocks but rolls ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5197 "2012-10-24T04:37:21Z")
Not with rocks, but rolls Sounds like Tony Orlando’s Kitch 70s show ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5198 "2012-10-24T17:11:26Z")
Kitch 70s show best line: when Red wants to put His boot in your ass ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5199 "2012-10-24T20:06:13Z")
His boot in your ass Threats from my idiot boss Coffee poisening? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5200 "2012-10-24T21:24:00Z")
Coffee poisoning? Guess that crystalline substance Was not Sweet’N Low. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5201 "2012-10-24T23:10:16Z")
Was not Sweet N Low that powder dumped in my tea. Could it be cocaine? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5202 "2012-10-25T05:53:34Z")
Could it be cocaine? Have a sip of your tea, sir. Sweet dreams. Sleep long. 'Bye. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=259) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=261)