# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 261
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5203 "2012-10-25T17:56:24Z")
Sweet dreams. sleep long. 'Bye. And where will this Haiku end? with ends, find new starts. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5204 "2012-10-25T18:11:15Z")
with ends, find new starts, I hope. Sequestration could get me laid off soon. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5205 "2012-10-25T18:27:06Z")
Get me laid off soon. I long for unemployment. My boss is a jerk. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5206 "2012-10-25T19:00:25Z")
My boss is a jerk Literally – he’s lean meat Cut to strips and dried ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5207 "2012-10-25T20:32:19Z")
Cut to strips and dried That’s what I did to my hair To make it look good. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5208 "2012-10-26T00:58:40Z")
To make it look good I photoshopped my face on it. I’m a cutie! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5209 "2012-10-26T03:51:27Z")
it. I’m a cutie ! It. you no/w/here over the hill sheep. Pay no mind. Wolf ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5210 "2012-10-26T05:37:25Z")
Sheep. Pay no mind. Wolf. Cardinals. Tigers. Giants. SF wins again! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5211 "2012-10-26T15:19:11Z")
SF wins again They’ll go deep in the playoffs But not win the Bowl ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5212 "2012-10-27T04:54:51Z")
But not win the bowl? Are you kidding? They have five, against no losses. ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5213 "2012-10-27T18:24:07Z")
against no losses. But what are the quickest gains? Wait and see I say ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5214 "2012-10-27T19:30:32Z")
Wait and see, I say Why do today what you put Off for tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5215 "2012-10-27T21:59:33Z")
Off for tomorrow? Not if you’re a minister At a megachurch. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5216 "2012-10-27T22:03:43Z")
At a megachurch You go to pray, to be healed Go with peace, and serve! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5217 "2012-10-28T17:27:57Z")
Go with peace, and serve! The tennis official said to John McEnroe ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5218 "2012-10-28T18:42:10Z")
To John McEnroe, “You’re a moron and a dork!” Is high praise, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5219 "2012-10-29T09:53:32Z")
Is high praise, indeed! _ **The Giants are the World Champs!!** _ Way to go, Giants! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5220 "2012-10-29T18:59:24Z")
Way to go, Giants! Sandoval hit three homers, Vogelsong pitched well. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5221 "2012-10-29T19:54:11Z")
Vogelsong pitched well And Zito, Tim, MadBum, Cain Now, it’s football time ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2012, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5222 "2012-10-29T20:39:11Z")
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