# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5263 "2012-11-11T06:42:52Z")
And, executed? May you live long, and prosper Check your emotions ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5264 "2012-11-11T20:04:54Z")
Check your emotions, Why, happy, sad, joyfull, mad where to begin now? ---
**Author:** ![FrillyNettles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@FrillyNettles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrillyNettles)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5265 "2012-11-12T02:52:43Z")
Where to begin now? This game is new to me, so I’ll keep it simple. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5266 "2012-11-12T03:03:03Z")
I’ll keep it simple My underpants are dirty Where is my carrot? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5267 "2012-11-12T06:25:19Z")
Where is my carrot? It’s right there in your salad Bugs Bunny wants his ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5268 "2012-11-12T15:00:40Z")
Bugs Bunny wants his everyone wants something too. are wants and needs wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5269 "2012-11-12T15:17:25Z")
Are wants and needs wrong? We must keep in touch with them Desires of the flesh ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5270 "2012-11-12T15:22:39Z")
Desires of the flesh Unfortunately, renamed “peach” by Crayola. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5271 "2012-11-12T19:28:41Z")
Lol! Peach by Crayola Great to use as skin, unless Your skin isn’t peach ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5272 "2012-11-12T23:25:45Z")
Your skin isn’t peach If your name is Bruce Banner And you’ve become Hulk ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5273 "2012-11-13T03:00:57Z")
And you’ve become Hulk Means your skin tone is now green Clothes don’t fit you, too ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5274 "2012-11-13T18:18:42Z")
Clothes don’t fit you, too Raggaty man in Raggaty world, nothing to do. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5275 "2012-11-13T21:36:14Z")
World, nothing to do Nowhere to run, or, to hide I’m gonna get you! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5276 "2012-11-13T22:00:22Z")
I’m gonna get you! Hiding in your handkerchief, I’m the Booger Man! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5277 "2012-11-13T22:03:32Z")
I’m the Booger Man I booger and I wooger Whenever I can ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5278 "2012-11-13T22:10:03Z")
Whenever I can, I put salmon into tins At Alaskan plants ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5279 "2012-11-13T22:51:54Z")
At Alaska plants The factory workers toil Until quitting time ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5280 "2012-11-13T23:48:51Z")
Until quitting time Sweet nectar won’t touch my lips Wistle blows; drink beer ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5281 "2012-11-14T03:15:49Z")
Whistle blows; drink beer “Life is too short for cheap beer,” A wise man once said ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5282 "2012-11-14T17:07:58Z")
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