# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 266
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5303 "2012-11-17T16:17:23Z")
Day in Mos Eisley Is safe and secure, but in The night, evil rules ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5304 "2012-11-17T17:21:59Z")
The night, evil rules but the day is for laughter should they get along? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5305 "2012-11-17T17:27:27Z")
Should they get along? Why can’t we all just agree? Don’t worry, b’happy. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5306 "2012-11-17T19:29:33Z")
Don’t worry, b’happy. How I can be happy, dude? I’m out of reefer! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5307 "2012-11-17T22:38:42Z")
I’m out of reefer! When will I get resupplied? Around 4:20! ---
**Author:** ![FrillyNettles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@FrillyNettles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrillyNettles)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5308 "2012-11-17T22:55:42Z")
Around 4:20! Every tail will wag because Food will follow soon! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5309 "2012-11-17T23:37:27Z")
Food will follow soon! But first we have to get through This very long speech. ---
**Author:** ![FrillyNettles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ea924/32.png) [@FrillyNettles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FrillyNettles)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5310 "2012-11-18T14:12:41Z")
This very long speech strains the bounds of my bladder. Eyeballs floating soon. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5311 "2012-11-18T16:09:10Z")
Eyeballs floating soon This speech is so long. Escape! Get me outta here! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5312 "2012-11-18T18:37:12Z")
Get me outta here! Show me the way to go home, This isn’t Kansas. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2012, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5313 "2012-11-18T18:43:00Z")
This isn’t Kansas. And Carry On Wayward Son is my fav’rite song. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5314 "2012-11-19T05:03:05Z")
Is my fav’rite song There’ll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5315 "2012-11-19T05:06:20Z")
When I rose above I was soar’n ever higher But I flew too high \*(I love that song too; I just had to post two straight haikus on it!) Masquerading as a man with a reason…\* ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5316 "2012-11-19T17:24:41Z")
But I flew too high And the sun melted my wings Oh sweet irony ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5317 "2012-11-19T19:03:15Z")
Ironic enough Provides one hundred percent RDA daily. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5318 "2012-11-20T15:48:04Z")
RDA daily That’s redundant, isn’t it? The food pyramid ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5319 "2012-11-20T20:56:15Z")
The food pyramid Heavy food at the bottom. Twinkies go on top. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5320 "2012-11-20T21:08:56Z")
Twinkies go on top. Ho Hos go on the bottom. Check the food porn sites. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2012, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5321 "2012-11-20T21:37:23Z")
Check the food porn sites If you are still looking for Lots of queer wieners. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5322 "2012-11-21T13:40:45Z")
Lots of queer wieners Hot dogs and brats, barbecued Don’t forget the beer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=265) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=267)