# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/521 "2010-03-05T04:44:11Z")
Am I friend or foe? My actions don’t seem to say. Maybe I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/522 "2010-03-05T05:36:55Z")
Maybe I don’t care if I get some sleep tonight, but I really should. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/523 "2010-03-05T05:42:09Z")
But I really should lay my fevered body down. It’s time to dream now. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/524 "2010-03-05T06:54:54Z")
it’s time to dream now waking life has worn me down at least for today ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/525 "2010-03-05T13:03:51Z")
at least for today I won’t bother wondering About the next bill ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/526 "2010-03-05T13:53:21Z")
About the next bill I have only one question: Is it due today? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/527 "2010-03-05T14:10:32Z")
Is it due today? The fifty cents I owe you? Will you take a check? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/528 "2010-03-05T14:13:12Z")
Will you take a check? It’s only post dated to two thousand fifty ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/529 "2010-03-05T14:15:58Z")
two thousand fifty I wonder how the world will be diff’rent by then ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/530 "2010-03-05T14:38:52Z")
Be diff’rent by then! A deadline for personal Change. Not so easy. ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/531 "2010-03-05T14:58:08Z")
change. not so easy. between Triathlon legs; …a stool in the vault ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/532 "2010-03-05T15:13:30Z")
…a stool in the vault GROSS! Don’t you know there is a Bathroom on the right? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/533 "2010-03-05T15:42:42Z")
“There’s a bathroom on the right” is from a Creedence song that is misheard. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/534 "2010-03-05T15:52:25Z")
song that is misheard: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.” I love CCR ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/535 "2010-03-05T16:23:44Z")
I love CCR a lot more than CPR. Heart attack? No, thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/536 "2010-03-05T16:28:55Z")
Heart attack? No, thanks! I can’t afford to be sick Well, only a cold ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/537 "2010-03-05T16:30:32Z")
heart attack? No thanks tomorrow I eat healthy pass the chili fries ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/538 "2010-03-05T16:31:26Z")
Pass the chili fries I just got a promotion Time to celebrate ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/539 "2010-03-05T16:43:51Z")
Time to celebrate the beauteous sounds of birds and sights of springtime ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Uncle\_Goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Goat)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/540 "2010-03-05T16:54:49Z")
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