# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 272
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5423 "2012-12-20T15:43:41Z")
Come forward for help And you will get it via A kick in the pants ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5424 "2012-12-20T15:44:36Z")
Come forward for help Come sideways, Station ID It’s Sex Semaphore ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5425 "2012-12-20T15:52:38Z")
It’s Sex Semaphore Signals sent; are they received? Rewarding response ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5426 "2012-12-20T16:04:40Z")
A kick in the pants That’s what you get for stealing Rewarding response. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5427 "2012-12-20T16:09:47Z")
A kick in the pants Was not the last line to use Play by [the rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=12146623#post12146623), dude! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5428 "2012-12-20T16:41:47Z")
Play by the rules, dude! If ninja’d, acknowledge fact, As **Ludovic** did. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5429 "2012-12-20T16:49:27Z")
As **Ludovic** did Ahh, okay, I got it. Thanks. Clearly, I missed that. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5430 "2012-12-21T19:06:00Z")
Clearly I missed that The last exit to Brooklyn And we drove past it ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5431 "2012-12-21T21:23:42Z")
And we drove past it To a Cleveland neighborhood. We’re in [Ohio](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brooklyn,_Ohio). ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5432 "2012-12-22T02:05:04Z")
We’re in Ohio Wow this state is really dull Where is the atlas? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5433 "2012-12-22T02:26:54Z")
Where is the atlas? Don’t need it. Did you try the Football Hall of Fame? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5434 "2012-12-22T03:59:30Z")
Football Hall of Fame, Unofficially known as Head trauma central. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5435 "2012-12-22T08:24:00Z")
Head trauma central Sad, that this is part of it Glad, there’s awareness ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5436 "2012-12-22T23:43:59Z")
Glad there’s awareness of my tremendous beauty and humility ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5437 "2012-12-23T02:03:02Z")
And humility Is not a quality of Mr. Donald Trump ---
**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5438 "2012-12-23T03:10:59Z")
Mr. Donald Trump Celebrity Millionaire Whats up with the hair ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5439 "2012-12-23T06:30:53Z")
What’s up with the hair? He’s rich and he’s eccentric He does what he wants ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5440 "2012-12-23T18:50:38Z")
He does what he wants And his wife does what she wants Successful marriage. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5441 "2012-12-23T20:32:26Z")
Successful marriage Especially for showbiz – [Bob, Ginnie Newhart](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Newhart#Personal_life) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2012, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5442 "2012-12-24T06:32:52Z")
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