# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 273
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2012, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5443 "2012-12-25T00:15:26Z")
Not Archie Bunker? O my gosh, could it be? Yes! It’s the Meathead!! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5444 "2012-12-26T01:59:15Z")
It is the Meathead!! No fan of Richard Nixon. Played by Rob Reiner. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5445 "2012-12-26T15:05:02Z")
Played by Rob Reiner Not Inigo Montoya You! Prepare to die! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5446 "2012-12-26T16:46:10Z")
You! Prepare to die! Are your affairs in order? Toss out all your porn? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5447 "2012-12-26T19:19:31Z")
Toss out all your porn Would that make you a tosser? Depends what you toss ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5448 "2012-12-26T20:27:14Z")
Depends – what you toss When you fling adult diapers In the nursing home ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5449 "2012-12-27T04:42:17Z")
In the nursing home Wheelchairs abound. Walkers too. Lots of saggy bags. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5450 "2012-12-27T18:41:29Z")
Lots of saggy bags At the Saggy bag Store 'cuz That’s where you find 'em ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5451 "2012-12-27T18:47:05Z")
That’s where you find 'em Whenever you are searching: The last place you look. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5452 "2012-12-27T20:47:43Z")
The last place you look For only twenty minutes Marianas Trench ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5453 "2012-12-27T21:57:11Z")
Marianas Trench whoa that’s deep, so really deep The depths of despair ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5454 "2012-12-29T19:46:12Z")
The depths of despair, as an old year closes nears. Dance to the music! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5455 "2012-12-30T03:19:01Z")
Dance to the music! Might like to hear my organ Play Ride Sally Ride ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5456 "2012-12-30T03:29:27Z")
Play “Ride, Sally, Ride” Tribute to America’s First woman in space ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5457 "2012-12-30T05:07:19Z")
First woman in space: “Who tracked in all this space dust? Take off those moon boots!” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2012, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5458 "2012-12-30T06:20:41Z")
Take off those moon boots There’s moon dust all over them Launch in a rocket ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5459 "2012-12-31T00:33:20Z")
Launch in a Rocket Circle the moon once or twice Be back by dinner ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5460 "2012-12-31T01:12:10Z")
Be back by dinner. Not after this adventure, Learns Bilbo Baggins! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5461 "2012-12-31T01:52:10Z")
Learns Bilbo Baggins But not me. Haven’t seen it. _ **Flight** _’s pretty good, though. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5462 "2012-12-31T21:42:03Z")
Flight’s pretty good, though. Smoke enough marijuana and you don’t need wings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=272) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=274)