# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 274
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5463 "2012-12-31T22:23:31Z")
And you don’t need wings If you want to eat chicken. Legs and breasts are fine. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5464 "2012-12-31T22:33:07Z")
Legs and breasts are fine, But give me a woman with Some junk in the trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2012, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5465 "2012-12-31T23:54:46Z")
Some junk in the trunk: Venus, or S’rena Williams? Which one would you choose? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5466 "2013-01-01T18:25:57Z")
Which one would you choose? A poke in the eyeball, or A kick in the ass? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5467 "2013-01-01T18:48:39Z")
A kick in the ass: A great start to the New Year! Happy New Year, all! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5468 "2013-01-01T18:54:54Z")
Happy New Year! All Hung-over from a night of Stooges marathon. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5469 "2013-01-01T19:06:32Z")
Stooges marathon That’s a lot of face-slapping Now it’s time for sleep ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5470 "2013-01-02T00:27:54Z")
Now it’s time for sleep I kissed the cat goodnight and Shoved the wife outside ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5471 "2013-01-02T00:38:03Z")
Shoved the wife outside? Mean Mr. Mustard is mean Yes he is indeed ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5472 "2013-01-02T01:54:52Z")
Yes he is indeed He tells the neighbor children To get off his lawn ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5473 "2013-01-02T02:35:40Z")
To get off his lawn, You have to walk miles and miles; JR Ewing’s place. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5474 "2013-01-02T04:22:26Z")
JR Ewing’s place is in in a prison cell with the other thieves. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5475 "2013-01-02T06:16:58Z")
With the other thieves You will compete. Watch your back. Peace doesn’t rule there ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5476 "2013-01-02T14:31:02Z")
Peace doesn’t rule there They always shoot first, and then Ask questions never ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5477 "2013-01-02T15:40:30Z")
Ask questions never You will now begin the test Put your phones down please ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5478 "2013-01-02T16:31:54Z")
Put your phones down please. Damn it, put 'em down, I said. I’m talking to you. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5479 "2013-01-02T16:34:51Z")
I’m talking to you You’re talkin’ to me? Are you? Oh, just go away ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5480 "2013-01-02T19:34:25Z")
Oh, just go away I don’t need my driveway paved [With your cheap asphalt](http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/business/2012/09/09/driveway-paving-scam-costs-couple-21000.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5481 "2013-01-02T20:55:06Z")
With your cheap asphalt Story I see the _Dispatch_ [Stole the Tiger D](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-foLAmxEx9Kk/TfPrLgizusI/AAAAAAAADW0/w5M5CaPaI6A/s1600/DetroitTigersHome.jpg) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5482 "2013-01-02T22:28:40Z")
Stole the Tiger D? Didn’t the Giants do that? Last October. Yes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=273) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=275)