# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 276
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5503 "2013-01-07T15:33:32Z")
Here in Florida There’s gators and conch fritters But there’s no mountains ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5504 "2013-01-07T15:40:19Z")
But there’s no mountains They said _mounted_ police Which means they’re on horses ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5505 "2013-01-07T22:54:27Z")
Which means they’re on horses? Said Wagstaff, “I’d horsewhip you, If I had a horse!” ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5506 "2013-01-08T03:17:38Z")
If I had a horse I’d ride into the sunset Just like Roy Rogers ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5507 "2013-01-08T05:42:26Z")
Just like Roy Rogers And Dale Evans, and Trigger They might all be stuffed ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5508 "2013-01-08T17:08:50Z")
They might all be stuffed If they ate the horseburgers What would Trigger that? ---
**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5509 "2013-01-09T04:41:34Z")
What would trigger that? Not enough meat on Bullet To stuff themselves with. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5510 "2013-01-09T05:43:08Z")
To stuff themselves with And Dale Evans, and Trigger Just like Roy Rogers 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5511 "2013-01-09T06:35:17Z")
Just like Roy Rogers, I ended up in a song Sung by Elton John ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5512 "2013-01-09T06:45:18Z")
Sung by Elton John So don’t go breakin’ my heart Babe, you’re not that kind ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5513 "2013-01-09T19:07:23Z")
Babe, you’re not that kind You know damn well you wouldn’t Give me a kidney ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5514 "2013-01-09T20:42:46Z")
Give me a kidney I’m sick of dialysis It takes so much time ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5515 "2013-01-09T21:10:58Z")
It takes so much time To lace up my boots, oh why Do I wear thigh highs? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5516 "2013-01-10T03:02:31Z")
Do I wear thigh-highs? I’ll have to check. This body- Blindness doesn’t help. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5517 "2013-01-10T03:30:37Z")
Blindness doesn’t help Unless you’re tasting, smelling Heightened senses, there ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5518 "2013-01-10T16:57:05Z")
Heightened senses, there Acute sight, acute hearing And acute rear end ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5519 "2013-01-10T16:58:06Z")
Heightened senses, there You’re just like Daredevil but without ninja skills Speaking of ninja’d… And acute rear end Is a quality I look for in a hero ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5520 "2013-01-10T17:26:21Z")
For in a hero, Meat or vegetable matter Between two starch planes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5521 "2013-01-10T17:31:53Z")
Brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5522 "2013-01-10T19:02:54Z")
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