# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5523 "2013-01-10T19:44:34Z")
My Subway order has disappeared, totally Man was I hungry. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5524 "2013-01-10T21:07:37Z")
“Man was I hungry And so man did I consume” Said Yoda Lecter ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5525 "2013-01-10T21:30:04Z")
Said Yoda Lecter, “Confront Vader, you must; then His liver, you eat .” ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5526 "2013-01-10T23:14:03Z")
His liver, you eat; Their pancreas, I gargle… Nonsense, what it means. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5527 "2013-01-11T05:00:31Z")
Nonsense, what it means is all the rubbish put out by the Tea Party. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5528 "2013-01-11T14:52:59Z")
By the Tea Party In Boston, dumping full crates We’re against the king! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5529 "2013-01-11T15:54:45Z")
We’re against the King! But we’re not against the Queen! Put gay / band joke here. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5530 "2013-01-11T15:59:59Z")
Put gay / band joke here? I won’t; you’d have to do that Queen, and gays, are great ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5531 "2013-01-11T17:38:36Z")
Queen, and gays, are great Without them I wouldn’t know How poorly I’m dressed ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5532 "2013-01-11T18:26:30Z")
How poorly I’m dressed Makes no difference to me home sick with the flu ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5533 "2013-01-11T20:57:44Z")
Home sick with the flu Ain’t no place to be, homey Please get well quickly ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5534 "2013-01-11T22:04:58Z")
Please get well quickly Have you gotten the vaccine? If so, you were robbed! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5535 "2013-01-12T04:10:44Z")
If so, you were robbed! But I didn’t do it and you can’t prove I did! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5536 "2013-01-12T05:04:44Z")
“You can’t prove I did!” But this is nightmare fuel that I don’t have to prove… ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5537 "2013-01-12T14:22:57Z")
I don’t have to prove I am presumed innocent Except in the press ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5538 "2013-01-14T03:03:43Z")
Except in the press not hot enough for sandwich Just for my best dress. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5539 "2013-01-15T20:37:33Z")
Just for my best dress Staple some meat onto it To show I have taste ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5540 "2013-01-16T02:51:37Z")
To show I have taste I read Shakespeare and Dickens and listen to jazz. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5541 "2013-01-16T04:18:59Z")
And listen to jazz Cannonball Adderley, or Maybe John Coltrane ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5542 "2013-01-16T16:12:18Z")
Maybe John Coltrane Is related to Rosco P. Coltrane, cue cue [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=276) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=278)