# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 279
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5563 "2013-01-22T20:26:51Z")
Like husband and wife. My fav’rite politicos Bill and Hillary. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5564 "2013-01-22T20:34:58Z")
Bill and Hillary Gave their names to an airport Used by Arkansans ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5565 "2013-01-23T16:31:28Z")
Used by Arkansans are white lightning and reefer. Country folk can live. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5566 "2013-01-23T21:19:44Z")
Country folk can live On fried chicken, mashed taters, And sweet tea to drink. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5567 "2013-01-23T22:40:25Z")
And sweet tea to drink Oh how I miss the southland Atlanta, my love ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5568 "2013-01-23T22:44:49Z")
Atlanta, my love Anthropomorphizing towns Like Daphne Fairhope ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5569 "2013-01-24T02:07:23Z")
Like Daphne Fairhope Sing, Sweet Home Alabama Lord, I’m comin’ home ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5570 "2013-01-24T04:41:45Z")
Lord, I’m comin’ home Ain’t been there in a long time Wonder who will care ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5571 "2013-01-24T15:12:40Z")
Wonder who will care When the final whales despair Why can’t Earth men share ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5572 "2013-01-24T15:20:56Z")
Why can’t Earth men share Global warming is a myth Inconvenient facts ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5573 "2013-01-24T15:41:48Z")
Inconvenient facts: Panties in your back seat, and They are not your wife’s. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5574 "2013-01-24T15:45:58Z")
They are not your wife’s at least they better not be the baby sitter’s ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5575 "2013-01-24T18:59:56Z")
The baby sitter’s fear when cops said the call’s from In the house was great ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5576 "2013-01-24T19:17:09Z")
In the house was great Big stack of old newspapers Hoarders never tossed ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5577 "2013-01-25T05:59:37Z")
Hoarders never tossed Junk piled up, for years and years Just toss it all out ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5578 "2013-01-25T15:14:52Z")
Just toss it all out? Scrapbooks, baby’s first haircut You will be sorry ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5579 "2013-01-25T15:25:44Z")
You will be sorry Lost memories, mementos It’s all just clutter ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5580 "2013-01-25T16:51:21Z")
It’s all just clutter Too much info in my mind Must clear it with beer ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5581 "2013-01-25T23:35:41Z")
Must clear it with beer – Which causes problems, and yet Solves many as well ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5582 "2013-01-26T04:41:15Z")
Solves many as well Puzzel rings have six small bands What about lost items? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=278) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=280)