# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 280
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5583 "2013-01-26T05:21:45Z")
What about lost items? He’s lost his marbles, you know? Neverland vict’ry! ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5584 "2013-01-27T07:41:20Z")
Neverland vict’ry Lost boys defeat the pirates The Darlings go home ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5585 "2013-01-27T14:40:07Z")
The Darlings go home Just say, “There’s no place like home” Like Dorothy did ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5586 "2013-01-27T15:52:46Z")
Like Dorothy did, Answering the telephone: “What fresh hell is this?!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5587 "2013-01-28T14:18:55Z")
“What fresh hell is this?!” As Matt Groening put it once: I know. Life is Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5588 "2013-01-28T14:25:15Z")
I know, life is hell After you live, you just die Unless God calls you ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5589 "2013-01-28T16:43:16Z")
Unless God calls you don’t answer when big game plays. Go 49ers! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5590 "2013-01-28T20:21:54Z")
Go 49ers Their winning the game is the Lesser of evils ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5591 "2013-01-28T23:16:15Z")
Lesser of evils? The Niners have the greatest Winning percentage! (ETA: in the Super Bowl) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5592 "2013-01-29T00:33:48Z")
Winning percentage ain’t everything. Coolness is. Proof: Joe Montana. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5593 "2013-01-29T00:41:05Z")
Proof: Joe Montana. Assume this to be true. Divide by zero. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5594 "2013-01-29T07:28:31Z")
Divide by zero Another boring core-dump Where the hell’s the bug? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5595 "2013-01-29T16:12:32Z")
Where the hell’s the bug Game over! Game over, man! They’re in the damn walls! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5596 "2013-01-29T18:17:09Z")
They’re in the damn walls! Not a plane, but in the walls! Snakes! Snakes everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5597 "2013-01-29T19:36:17Z")
Snakes! Snakes everywhere! I must strike and kill them first. Venom in my heart. ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5598 "2013-01-30T01:22:06Z")
Venom in my heart. No heat is lost, done away. Gone is the summer. ---
**Author:** ![by-tor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/by-tor/32/266_2.png) [@by-tor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/by-tor)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5599 "2013-01-30T07:46:08Z")
Gone is the summer and she left me to die in this frozen winter ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5600 "2013-01-30T16:41:40Z")
This frozen winter May be the death of me, Or I could hibernate ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5601 "2013-01-30T21:35:54Z")
I could hibernate Just like Punxsutawney Phil That famous groundhog ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5602 "2013-01-31T05:35:43Z")
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