# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 281
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5603 "2013-01-31T05:40:17Z")
Groundhogs are woodchucks? Are they? Are they really? No. Woodchucks are groundhogs! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5604 "2013-01-31T05:44:35Z")
Woodchucks are groundhogs But we don’t have a Woodchuck Day Six more winter weeks? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5605 "2013-01-31T14:59:32Z")
Six more winter weeks? Thanks to no ozone, I can Do it in my shorts ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2013, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5606 "2013-02-01T11:06:29Z")
Do it in my shorts? What are we talking about? Wash and wax the car. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5607 "2013-02-02T00:42:52Z")
Wash and wax the car. Repeat until exhausted. Karate Master. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5608 "2013-02-02T02:20:50Z")
Karate Master Breaking boards with roundhouse kicks Eighth-degree black belt ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5609 "2013-02-03T02:51:50Z")
Eighth-degree black belt The air bender has returned Trouble should look out! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5610 "2013-02-03T19:08:41Z")
Trouble should look out! Not-so-trouble should look in. Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5611 "2013-02-04T14:20:04Z")
Or something like that tree. I would love to be that Strong and beautiful ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5612 "2013-02-04T16:39:48Z")
Strong and beautiful The legend of Samson, or Maybe it’s Xena ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5613 "2013-02-04T19:24:25Z")
Maybe it’s Xena Who wants to bed Gabrielle Lesbian subtext ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5614 "2013-02-05T11:02:44Z")
Lesbian subtext With two women, a threesome Every man’s wild dream ---
**Author:** ![Other\_Dreams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Other\_Dreams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Other_Dreams)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5615 "2013-02-05T11:12:35Z")
Every man’s wild dream hope careening into scream funny way to die ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5616 "2013-02-05T16:06:01Z")
funny way to die A tragic blimp accident That’s the way to go ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5617 "2013-02-05T16:47:21Z")
That’s the way to go; the other way would lead you straight to his castle! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5618 "2013-02-05T17:17:21Z")
Straight to his castle Through twisty trails, all alike, North, South, East or West? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5619 "2013-02-05T19:25:33Z")
North, South, East or West? [Sterling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sterling_North), [Joe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_South), [Ron](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_East), or [Jerry?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_West) Let’s play the Name Game! ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5620 "2013-02-06T02:09:45Z")
Let’s play the Name Game? Or would you like something else, Monopoly, good. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5621 "2013-02-06T02:17:48Z")
Monpoly good Oligopoly is bad It’s good to be bad ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5622 "2013-02-06T22:27:26Z")
It’s good to be bad. I quite agree. That is why I’m bad to the bone! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=280) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=282)