# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 282
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5623 "2013-02-06T22:54:43Z")
I’m bad to the bone Osteoporosis says I’m bad in the bones ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5624 "2013-02-08T18:47:00Z")
I’m bad in the bones, in the muscles, tendons too. Can’t run from your age. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5625 "2013-02-08T19:32:31Z")
Can’t run from your age, But my hopped up Hoveround Leaves it in the dust. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5626 "2013-02-11T21:23:28Z")
Leaves it in the dust. Leaves what? My heart. She broke it in a million shards. ---
**Author:** ![Tollhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@Tollhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tollhouse)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5627 "2013-02-12T07:29:43Z")
In a million shards Like broken glass valentines The way some go ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5628 "2013-02-12T20:44:56Z")
The way some go is not to have seventeen syllables. You goofed! ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5629 "2013-02-12T20:55:47Z")
syllables. You goofed! Said Miss Jones, My Teacher I replied …Says You! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5630 "2013-02-12T22:25:40Z")
I replied “Says you!” As a snappy comeback, 2 Days after the dis ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5631 "2013-02-12T22:54:51Z")
Days after the dis- appearance of Judge Crater, Much speculation. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5632 "2013-02-12T22:57:36Z")
Much speculation If OJ did it or not But we know he did ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5633 "2013-02-13T05:59:44Z")
But we know he did Just like you, we are the same Human to a fault. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5634 "2013-02-13T06:10:45Z")
Human to a fault To err, but to screw things up Takes a computer ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2013, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5635 "2013-02-13T23:45:41Z")
Takes a computer to calculate the mistakes I have made in life. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5636 "2013-02-14T00:58:05Z")
I have made in life I have made a maid in life? Why yes, lucky me ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5637 "2013-02-14T03:30:57Z")
Why yes, lucky me I found a ten-dollar bill On my neighbor’s lawn ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5638 "2013-02-14T05:08:46Z")
On my neighbour’s lawn Everything hides 'neath the snow Winter is such fun ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5639 "2013-02-14T11:24:00Z")
Winter is such fun Writing my name in the snow You girls can’t do that. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5640 "2013-02-14T11:54:05Z")
You girls can’t do that And you can’t pee, standing up But we men, we can ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5641 "2013-02-14T21:17:40Z")
But we men, we can Pee standing up? Let’s see you push out a baby. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5642 "2013-02-15T00:22:16Z")
Push out a baby? Why, officer, I had to. Kid owed me money. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=281) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=283)