# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 283
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5643 "2013-02-15T00:48:04Z")
Kid owed me money Yes, I want my two dollars! But he never paid ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5644 "2013-02-15T01:57:14Z")
But he never paid He walked out then ran away The damn idiot ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5645 "2013-02-15T15:33:56Z")
The damn idiot Confusing they’re, there, and their At least he got your ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5646 "2013-02-15T21:41:53Z")
At least he got your Order right, but he was rude He deserves no tip ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5647 "2013-02-16T10:59:08Z")
He deserves no tip The service was truly bad Let’s go somewhere else ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5648 "2013-02-16T19:17:58Z")
Let’s go somewhere else. Down at Joe’s, they have reefer, pretty girls and jazz. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5649 "2013-02-16T20:08:52Z")
Pretty girls and jazz, Hot sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. Or, a quiet night. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5650 "2013-02-17T00:22:50Z")
“Or, a quiet night.” ‘Or’ must come after ‘either.’ Wonder what it was. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5651 "2013-02-17T01:31:34Z")
Wonder what it was That pushed your button this time? I like poking it. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5652 "2013-02-17T02:50:52Z")
“I like poking it” Is not what I want to hear Here, or anywhere ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5653 "2013-02-17T03:08:31Z")
Here, or anywhere Else there’s Internet service, We can play this game. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5654 "2013-02-18T10:28:01Z")
We can play this game Global therm’nuclear war It beats tic-tac-toe ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5655 "2013-02-18T16:31:14Z")
It beats tic-tac-toe When we play the game Twister We play against [Death](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101452/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1). ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5656 "2013-02-18T17:12:18Z")
We play against Death But we eventually We will lose that game ---
**Author:** ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5657 "2013-02-18T19:18:49Z")
We will lose that game so counterintuitive It is a fools game. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5658 "2013-02-18T19:50:18Z")
It is a fools game; No Jeopardy champs would go On Wheel of Fortune. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5659 "2013-02-18T21:53:56Z")
On Wheel of Fortune The lovely Miss Vanna walks So graceful, she is ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5660 "2013-02-18T23:42:16Z")
So graceful, she is and smart and pretty. Why won’t she go out with me. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5661 "2013-02-20T00:52:13Z")
She go out with me Will she or won’t she? Who knows? I want her so bad ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5662 "2013-02-20T19:50:23Z")
I want her so bad I will put her on “[the list](http://friends.wikia.com/wiki/The_One_With_Frank_Jr.)” Then wife will say yes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=282) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955.md?page=284)