# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 284
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5663 "2013-02-20T20:55:50Z")
Then wife will say “yes.” Good news: She wants a threesome. Bad news: With two men. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5664 "2013-02-20T21:58:50Z")
Bad news with two men Well, that’s still good news for her Can’t we compromise? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5665 "2013-02-23T01:23:55Z")
Can’t we compromise? I’ll have sex with her and you have sex with yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5666 "2013-02-23T04:01:27Z")
Have sex with yourself Isn’t that just like saying To go fuck yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5667 "2013-02-23T05:31:42Z")
To go fuck yourself? Or not to go fuck yourself? The age old questions. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5668 "2013-02-23T11:52:26Z")
The age old questions We humans are consistent Over time, these truths ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5669 "2013-02-23T13:42:52Z")
Over time, these truths Nothing stops the dying Sun. All that is, will burn. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5670 "2013-02-23T14:11:03Z")
All that is, will burn When you eat my chili beans: Ouch, that Ring of Fire! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5671 "2013-02-23T16:27:00Z")
Ouch, that Ring of Fire! I went down. The flames went high’r. Love’s a burning thing. ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5672 "2013-02-24T04:53:45Z")
Love’s a burning thing if, in dark, you grab Bengay not lube, by mistake ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5673 "2013-02-24T04:57:03Z")
Not lube by mistake Means your car won’t last too long Proper maintenance ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5674 "2013-02-24T05:30:47Z")
Proper maintenance. Never feed after midnight. Do not get him wet. ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5675 "2013-02-24T08:56:30Z")
Do not get him wet The old man told Hoyt Axton But Gizmo got wet ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5676 "2013-02-24T14:48:29Z")
But Gizmo got wet Boy, that was an old movie What about zombies? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5677 "2013-02-24T15:48:18Z")
What about zombies? They’re always shuff’ling about Mumbling for some brains ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5678 "2013-02-24T18:32:50Z")
Mumbling for some brains Is not to be confused with Bumbling for some Maines. ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5679 "2013-02-25T06:15:27Z")
Bumbling for some Maines, is Bedazzled underwear. They are funny folk. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5680 "2013-02-25T12:58:33Z")
They are funny folk The Addams Family are Just too weird for me ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5681 "2013-02-25T19:27:28Z")
Just too weird for me? That’s not true, my friend. I am the King of Weirdness ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5682 "2013-02-25T20:07:36Z")
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