# Haiku Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 22, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955 "2010-02-22T07:27:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5683 "2013-02-25T21:33:26Z")
Throne made of carrots? Who are we talking 'bout here? Is it Bugs Bunny? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5684 "2013-02-25T23:06:51Z")
Is it Bugs Bunny? Porky Pig? Or Daffy Duck? Mel Blanc voiced each one. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5685 "2013-02-26T11:19:28Z")
Mel Blanc voiced each one: Tweety, Marvin the Martian Sylvester the Cat ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5686 "2013-02-26T19:45:24Z")
Sylvester the Cat never got Tweety bird. He should have hunted mice ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5687 "2013-02-27T00:48:39Z")
Should have hunted mice, thought Ahab, as the whale dove. Damn, this really blows. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5688 "2013-02-27T05:03:26Z")
Damn, this really blows Yo, ho, and blow the man down Hey, what _ **does** _ that mean? ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5689 "2013-02-27T13:58:54Z")
Hey, what does that mean? That is that, unless it’s this. This is that to you. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5690 "2013-02-27T19:52:29Z")
This is that to you. Which is what to me. Why means where to they and we. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5691 "2013-02-28T04:25:47Z")
Where? To they? And, we? What - are we fucking lost here? Get a damned road map! ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5692 "2013-02-28T06:56:28Z")
Get a damned road map! Buy a fucking Gee Pee Ess! Leave a trail of crumbs! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5693 "2013-02-28T13:02:16Z")
Leave a trail of crumbs? Hansel and Gretel tried that Look where it got them ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5694 "2013-02-28T13:32:42Z")
Look where it got them - On the bank, by the river Drag marks in the sand ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5695 "2013-02-28T14:01:41Z")
Drag marks in the sand Her bikini was left behind Some sex on the beach ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5696 "2013-02-28T15:44:35Z")
Some sex on the beach Then a long island ice tea What should I drink next? ---
**Author:** ![Snerky\_Snerk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Snerky\_Snerk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snerky_Snerk)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5697 "2013-02-28T16:36:59Z")
What should I drink next? Water? Coffee? Oh! I know! Magic mushroom tea! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5698 "2013-02-28T16:46:24Z")
Magic mushroom tea On a magic carpet ride Get back down to earth ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5699 "2013-02-28T20:52:19Z")
Get back down to earth We were never on the moon. It was a big hoax. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5700 "2013-02-28T21:09:46Z")
It was a big hoax? Don’t say that to Buzz Aldrin. He’ll punch your lights out. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5701 "2013-02-28T23:59:06Z")
He’ll punch your lights out if he sees you with his girl. That is why I’m dark. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness/529955/5702 "2013-03-01T02:23:17Z")
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